Work on a detailed ambush

“So, what’s the plan?” you ask. Kurt lays out the basics and you quickly get into it, providing extra details and suggestions. Over the next four hours you lay out the perfect ambush that should have Mandy at your mercy ready for a sticky coup de grace courtesy of Kurt. Kurt also convinces you that Sam is in league with Mandy.

“So, to run over it from the top” says Kurt “You send an email to Sam telling him you’re willing to fuck him to get him on board, but it needs to be in the quiet music department rooms on the other side of campus. That’ll send him off on a wild goose chase for a couple of hours.

“That’ll be easy, hardly anyone uses them since the new music block was built. They are always free for a short notice booking and are a pain to navigate” you say confidently.

He nods and continues “Meanwhile I’ll use the special condoms on Mandy..”

“and you’re sure you can get hold of them?” you interrupt, “That brand is like gold dust. I didn’t even think they made them anymore”

“Trust me I know this deviant frat buddy who owes me a favour. He got a batch of them before they were pulled. He loves using them to bushwhack first year chicks.” You give a look of disapproval.

“Hey” Kurt shrugs “The guy’s a dickhead but in this case the freshman’s misfortune is your lucky day.”

“And Mandy’s unhappy ending” you say wryly “So whilst Sam is off trying to get his end away with me you seduce Mandy. But will she fall for it?”

“The bitch is a whore. She’ll definitely fuck to get what she wants. In this case if I show her the text thread, we’ve put together outlining you trying to recruit me she’ll be as wet as November for the chance to organise a double cross. And the conditions of the GAME I propose…”

“Will convince her it’s all safe” you finish. “It’s a good plan.”

Kurt frowns “The only part I think is too risky is having you watch it. I know you say you can get yourself into her room in advance but it is too dangerous.”