Wonder Woman herself

John drove around until he saw Gal Gadot leaving an Uber.

How ironic. The Wonder Woman actress was about to fall to the lasso of truth.

John ensnared Gal with the lasso. She struggled against it's grip.

John approached the actress.

"You are Diana Prince Doe," John said. "My wife."

"I am Diana Prince Doe," Gal repeated as the lasso reworked her brain. "Your wife."

John released her from the lasso. Gal began to kiss John profusely. Gal Gadot was gone, replaced now with Diana Doe, John's wife.

"Now," John said. "We have to go pick up our daughters from their sleepover."

"Our daughters," Diana said. "Um, I can't remember who they are right now.."

John showed Diana pictures.

"This is Gemma," John said, showing a picture of Kim Kardashian. "She's the slutty party girl."

"And this is Hailey," John said, showing a pic of Kylie Jenner now. "She's the shy, nerdy virgin."

"I see..." Diana said. "I can't believe I forgot them!"

"It happens to the best of us."

And with that, they were off to the Kardashian and Jenner mansion.