With urgency

"My worst fears confirmed!"

It's hard to pick a word that best describes Sister Grouchy's response. Surprise? Fear? Triumph? Vindication?

"You were watching that filth when we arrived!"

Not a question. And there's no point denying it.

"It is written - 'If you masturbate, you will become gay'! Gay! Self-**** is a dark path and a spiritually unhealthy habit!"

You happen to think wanking is one of the best things in life, next to pizza and go karts. But good luck explaining that to this nutjob. Awkwardly you turn off the porn.

"You must be saved!"