With them trying to figure out what's going on

"NO!" Kurenai gasped as she was unpaused, she looked around and blinked. "Where did Sasuke go?"

"Yeah." Anko said, she crossed her arms, "I was about to turn him in."

"I swear I was about to kill him!" Shizuka told the two. "Where is Samui?"

"I was ambushed by Samui, she **** me over to Sasuke, and the last thing I remember is him raising the remote." Kurenai blinked and looked around, "Wait. No! He must have used it on me! Hurry! We have to return to Tsun-" She froze mid-sentence while in a running position.

Sasuke chuckled as he froze her from his hiding spot in the bushes.

"Kurenai!?" Shizuka gasped,

"He's here!" Anko warned, "Shizuka, stay alert."

The two women stood back to back and struck a fighting pose, "We see him, attack on sight." Shizuka instructed. "We trained for this moment. Today is not the day we fall to- Sasuke's awesome! I'm a whore! I hope he fuck's me on the floor!" Shizuka jumped onto the ground and stuck her ass in the air while shaking it, "Goooooo Sasuke!"

"Shizuka! Not you too!? Grrrrr," Anko clenched her weapon, "SASUKE! ENOUGH OF THIS! I know you have a remote, but it won't work on me! I trained myself for years to resist any kind of contro-"

*Pause*

Anko froze in the middle of her claim that she would resist his remote.

Sasuke laughed.

He then unpaused Kurenai, "-nade, and warn her to prepare the troops." She then looked around, from her point of view she was never paused and was just saying a normal sentence.

"1, 2, 3, 4! Sasuke fuck me! I'm a whore!"

"What!?" Kurenai shouted and turned around to see. Shizuka bounced around in a slutty cheer outfit.

"5, 6, 7, 8! I can't wait to masturbate!"

Kurenai looked in shock and horror at the trained ninja turned cheer slut. She then looked at Anko, who was frozen. "Anko! Wake up!" She waved her hand in front of the girl's face, but nothing happened.

"That damn remote..." Kurenai cussed, "It's too powerful... Sasuke! I'll make you a deal." She said, "Show yourself and forfeit the remote, or you will face the wrath of Tsunade herself. Make your choice."

In response, Sasuke stood up, "I say. Bring it on, Tsunade."

Kurenai grinned, that was her plan. She retrieved her weapon and made a dash towards him.

*Pause*

She froze midstep.

Sasuke just laughed. "Really? You failed again. God you ninja's are jokes." He walked up to grope her tits before going back into the pushes to keep messing with them.

Once he hid, he rewinded Shizuka to return her to normal, then unpaused Kurenai. But before Kurenai could say anything, he uploaded her superfan channel into her.

Shizuka blinked and looked around.

Sasuke chuckled in the bushes. Really Tsunade? These are who you expected to stop me?