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"I fear my nymphomania may keep me from being faithful," admitted Victoria.

"I'll tell you what," said Jack. "You be my goddess, but you can fuck as many brainy guys as you want, but you will always be my booty call as no man can satisfy you quite like I can. You can come here any time and give us advice on what make-overs female celebrities need or even deserve. Lots of bitchy, rude, concieted, and vauccous women will be coming through here."

"Deal," said Victoria.

"Now, what female celebrity would you like to receive our make-over treatment. Who deserves a new outlook on life?"

Victoria thought then snapped her fingers. "I have it!"