Wish for Fame and Fortune!

So this is obviously the wrong answer right? You're going to end up famous for killing a rich uncle you never knew you had or have a well funded foundation named after you after you get hate crimed by harpies or something. Still, there don't sound like any right answers and maybe she'll just make you go to the top .01% of OnlyFiends. That doesn't actually sound so bad. Your lower lip trembles as you answer tremulously, "I wish for fame and fortune, but pretty please make it in a good way."

Allie smiles broadly, showing off her sharp, triangular teeth and saying sadistically, "Oh it'll be good all right. A perfect fate for a subby little thing like you. And the perfect escape for a tortured soul like me!" Before you can ask what the fuck she is talking about, the sinister shefreet rushes toward you, claws out and body burying with flame as she shoots straight for you like a missle.

You don't have time to think or run or beg for mercy. Your body moves on it's own, with a speed you would have never dreamed possible, and a power you know isn't possible, you punch a hole through Allie's rock hard chest and send her body shattering into flaming shards that explode out in every direction, alerting students, faculty and security as her pieces pierce the walls and end up all over campus. Allie finally breaks free of her eternal prison by granting her own wish for **** by gifting you the power to do it.

Before you know it, you are being carried through the halls of Hela U, taken to see Dean Dimitrescare, an extremely tall, totally original vampire woman that apparently resembles some viral video game vixen, and offered the reward for dispatching the demoness, which ends up being 666,666,666,666 souls. That sets you up as an immediate power player in Hell, and has you more worried for your future safety than feeling secure. You aren't exactly surprised at the 'plot twist' trick Allie pulled on you. She gets release from her prison in the one way she can, you get eternity trapped by your fame as the one girl powerful enough to kill the deadliest shefreet in Hell's herstory.

For one hopeful second, you tell yourself this woeful wish might have some benefits if you get to meet powerful predators like the dizzyingly tall Dean, but then you see her hand quiver slightly as she offers it to you. She is scared of YOU! You can scarcely believe it! You, the wimpiest weakling you know is making this fearsome femme fatale weak in the knees...and her knees are almost as tall as you! The second Shyamalan sucker punch sends you spinning concussion-like...you are only going to meet two kinds of women for the rest of eternity: the ones that want to kill you for their own fame and fortune, and those so afraid of you that they don't dare get too close to you.

Years pass and your fears are regrettably proven right again and again. First, you were **** to dispatch the baddest bitches in the quad because they were certain your fight with the shefreet was a fake or a fluke. Unfortunately for them, and 'fortunately' for you, Allie's gift of faster than the speed of light reflexes and one punch pulverizing power wasn't a one time gift, and it even came with invulnerability to every kind of magik and mischief you've had hurled at you so far.

After scaring away all potential rivals in Quad 1, as well as any potential romance, you are shuttled around the university for what they say is your own safety. You suspect they are just using you to get rid of the students that they deem to dangerous to get rid of on their own, but whatever the real reason, the result is you've soon one punch dusted more deadly debutantes than you can count. You graduate early despite barely bothering to attend classes, probably because you have killed off all the trouble makers and you are the last scary student to be rid of.

Your fame and fortune only rise from there, as you are cast into a wider ocean of would be predators. It doesn't take long for you to rise to the heights of power and privilege, untouchable by your enemies and friends alike. Of course it comes with perks. You find that all too many monster women willing to subjugate themselves before you, and some are even willing to pretend to dominate you, but never without flinching. Countless cuties offer you their hearts and every other extremely edible inch of their bodies, but none ask for yours.

It's lonely at the top, and you only seem to keep climbing, trapped in a prison of your own power, powerless to surrender your fame and fortune, and growing less and less afraid that somewhere someone is coming to finally take you down and growing more and more afraid no one ever will. Still, you have to give Allie credit for originality, even if you do wish you could kill her all over again. You got 'your' wish, and wish you hadn't, and you probably will...