Why don't you jerk off?

"Why don't you jerk off?" She grinned

"What? Here? Before your eyes?"

"No, silly." Girl laughed "You should wait till I am very drunk to propose that. Go out, spend several minutes with... your problem. And come back."

"But I want to spend my time with you, I can have that kind of fun later." You tried to protest "It's not a problem for me to wait this out"

"Listen, John, don't you think that it's uncomfortable to be near male that wants to fuck you?"

"Courtney, I am not..."

"Hey, no apologizes! It's my fault. You are my best friend and I just forgot your gender" She interrupted you and giggled "it's flattering that you find me attractive. I even give you permission to imagine me while you fap, just don't tell me about it."

"Are you really sure, that you want me to leave?"

"Only temporary," Courtney answered "I'll get out and will wear that nice soft towel when you come back. Don't take too long or I'll drink all the wine myself."