White bra, black pantyhose

Madeline was wearing a white bra and black pantyhose. "Oh my god, Madeline, if you want to attract a wealthy, sexy man, you must wear panties with cartoon characters on them. I mean seriously, come on," I tell her.

"Oh my god, you're so right."

"Of course I am, and stop wearing bras, well unless you're working out, you can wear a sports bra."

"Makes sense."

"Also, if you really want to attract a wealthy sexy man, always talk like a ditzy, horny, aggressive bimbo."

"Really?"

"Yeah, pepper your speech with lots of 'ya knows,' 'likes,' 'totallys' 'oh my gods,' and 'I know, rights.' Got it?"

"Oh my god, like totally! I know right?"

"Higher pitched voice, Madeline."

"Oh my god, like totally! I know, right?!"

"Perfect! Now when you're on the prowl for a rich, sexy man, tease your hair up as big as you can get it, wear the brightest red lipstick you can find and lots of sparkly blue eyeshadow, and I mean a lot. You'd look so sexy and sophisticated liked that."

"I know, right? I could like totally look sexy and sophisticated!"

"And when you flirt with a man, it should always end with you offering to suck his cock in the closest bathroom. Wealthy, sexy men love that."

"Like totally! Would you like me to like totally suck your cock in the nearest bathroom?"