What?

"Everyone knows a weapon is useless if it has no one to wield it. That's why the greats such as yourself don't use them," says the dark elf.

"They walk around like you're doing now, their greatness on display for all to see. We all know they could kill with a single blow. It's a foregone conclusion, which is why they don't bother to carry weapons. But when trouble does arise, or they for instance, agree to a duel, to settle who is in fact the best, a display of raw physical power is necessary."

"Exactly!" You chime in, placing your hands on your hips and giving the dark elf a great view of your boobs and exposing your thick patch of public hair pink pussy lips.

"Which is why," says the elf as she bites her lip, "they show off their physical self-control by demonstrating how long they can masturbate without cumming."