What else do you have here?

After you wait for the wizard to stop laughing, you ask "What else is for sale here?"

The wizard thinks for a moment, and then gives you a knowing smile "I know what you will be after. I have a few things I think you might like", and hands you a scroll, "Here, look through this menu for a moment and tell me if you see anything you like."

The menu is written in an old script, and it takes you a moment to realize that it's even in English, but soon you are able to get through it and make your selection.

"I think I want to know more about the:"