What else, sexual repression!

"I'm a great judge of people," said William. "I can always tell what is wrong with people, and I'm never wrong."

"That's pretty confident," said the woman. "But tell me, why am I such a bitch?"

"As I said, you can trust me completely. The reason you're such a bitch is you are sexually repressed."

"I'm what?"

"Sexually repressed. Be honest with me, when was the last time you had sex with two men at once?"

"What?" The woman was flustered. "I...well...I never...um...well..."

"I guaranteed if you had one guy face fuck you while another took you from behind, you'd be far more relaxed, less stressed, and friendlier. It would be great for you."

"Well, I guess that would be...I mean...really?"

"Yes, tonight, put on your sexiest outfit and go find two college aged boys and seduce them. You'll love being spit-roasted."

"'Spit-roasted'?"

"Yes, have a guy take you from both ends," said William. "I bet you always do missionary, right?"

"Um, yes, I guess."

"See, if you sucked more cock and took it doggie style, you'd have more and better orgasms. Now, again, clean up all the dog crap on this block, then tonight, seduce a couple of college guys to spit roast you. Got it?"

"Yes, thank for um clearing all of that up." The woman left.

William thought about what he's done the last couple of days. He was really fond of Priya and Leela, but he didn't want to tie himself down to them. He could have so much more fun. He went back to the apartment to tell the sisters he was moving back into his place.