What An Ending To The Race

I would love to say the race was exciting but I be lying to you. The first 495 laps were a total borefest. Even the five accidents weren't anything to write home about. All day Penelope was either first or third at worst. On Lap 494, car 23 spun into the rear end of #67 bringing out the caution flag. Lining up to await the green flag Penelope was second alongside the #44 car. As they came around the green race was ready to drop penelope anticipated it and zoomed to the front of everyone!

Coming around fast she trapped by the slower traffic, but for some reason the cars seem to me splitting so she can pass. Getting out my high power binoculars i focus and drop the glasses. Rubbing my eyes at the sight that greet me in high power clarity. The Pink Pussycat coming up between two cars the drivers head turns then they drift apart. No I know what's going on, there is Penelope's suit wide open and her perfectly formed bosoms on display for all to see.

With two laps to go penelope is still out front with a two lap lead over the entire field. Focusing back in I see her suit closed as she speeds past the finishing line to the last lap flag. Around she comes without any incidents to take the chequered flag and possibly the win. The only thing hold our celebration is the steward light is on