West

You're a little man only five foot three with light blonde hair. Today you are wearing a loose vest ,a loincloth and a pair of sandals. You decide to travel west to check out the tower you heard of. On your belt you carry a short sword. As you walk an elf maiden hidden in the bushes aims a slingshot at your groin and shoots it. All of a sudden you feel a rock hit you square in your left testicle. You slowly bend over and hold your balls as you dance around for a few seconds in agony before falling to the ground letting out a cry of "my left nut!"as you hear the elf Maiden laugh and run away. After a few minutes you get up and start walking again with an ache in your left ball. You keep walking as the pain subsides and you meet an old woman of about 74 years of age she is wearing a red robe and hood with barefeet