Wendy’s pretzel bacon pub burger

“Hello guys how are y’all today?” Bob says to the camera. “Today we are going to be reviewing this Wendy’s burger with Big Poppa and Super K.” Bob exclaimed. “Well let’s get right into the review.” Bob says. He takes a huge bite out of the burger which consists of 3 burger patties, 2 pickles, a slice of lettuce, and a tomato. “Y’know this is like your meat and potatoes Super K, Meat and Potatoes ya got it?” Bob said enthusiastically. “Damn this burger is dry as hell I need some soda.” Bob says as he takes a sip of his Coke Zero. “Can I have some soda papi?” A mysterious voice says from outside of Bobs car. “Who the hell are you?” Bob says “Are you trying to carjack me?” Bob says worriedly as the person climbs into the back of the car. “Can I have some soda papi?” The person says. “I don’t know who papi is, but it sure isn’t me.” Bob says to the camera. “Eeeeek!” Someone screams outside of the car. Bob looks up at the camera and outside, then back at the camera. “This is what I get for recording my videos in the hood.” Bob says as he shakes his head and takes another bite out of his burger. “Give me some of that burger.” The carjacker says as they tap Bob on the Arm. “What the Fuck are you doing?!?!!” Bob says, surprised that the carjacker is still there. “Get the hell out!” Bob screams at the carjacker. The carjacker obliges and gets out and appears to leave the gang alone entirely, but then they turn around and go to the drivers side window. “Please papi give me some burger and soda please please.” The carjacker begs. “I’ll give you some of my burger if you do something for me.” Bob says with a smirk. “What is it papi?” The carjacker asks meekly. “Join my gang and you’ll have all the food you could ever want.” Bob says like a maniac “Really?” The carjacker asks. “Yes, You’ll be called The Machine and you’ll be in my food reviews till the end of time.” “Oh and here’s some of my burger.”