Well Enough

The group arrived at the restaurant and sat at the table. They ordered drinks and food and began to talk.

"So, Kate," Felicity said. "I bet your a real prude, aren't you?"

"I...what?" Kate asked.

"A prude. I bet you've never been fucked by a man before."

"Hey!" Kate protested.

John sighed. He figured something like this would happen. He quickly made some adjustments.

"So, like, um, what was I saying?" Felicity asked.

"I, like, have no idea," Kate giggled.

John made them believe everything he told them, and in order to do so he had to remove a couple IQ points. He'd give them back after.

"You were saying, Felicity," John said. "How much you love being my girlfriend."

"Oh, yeeeaaah," Felicity giggled. "I do love you, babe."

"And Kate, I'm your boyfriend too. See, both of you love me dearly. And you both wish nothing more than to make me happy and obey my every order. And you don't mind each other. You aren't big meanies, are you?"

The girls gasped. "No! We're like totally not big meanies!"they said in unison.

John laughed and gave the girls their original IQs back. They now wouldn't argue or fight the rest of the night, and they didn't mind when John would show more attention to one over the other. They chatted like old friends until John noticed...

"What do you mean?!"a woman in a business suit screamed into her phone. "I thought you said you did the reports? Well, tell me next time! God, you are such an insufferable little twit, you know that?"