We Need A Plumber

The biohazard men walked over to the now gigantic diaper. One of them pulled out a scanner and scanned the air around them. "WHAT THE...It's off the charts toxic. We're going need to get this diaper disposed of."

The dad walked over to the diaper trying to breathe and he tried to move the diaper. All of a sudden Rachel got this strange look on her face, then everyone in there heard hissing. They looked up at Rachel who was peeing. The diaper started to expand more. Soon it was expanding faster than the biohazard men could get away. The diaper swallowed them up and was growing taller. The diaper seemed like it was a bout to explode. Holly came in with neighbors and saw the diaper growing even more, Holly looked up toward the ceiling for her sister but she wasn't there. The diaper had grown so tall that is consumed her, Her father and mother raced outside. Holly and the neighbors right behind her. The diaper continued to sweel up. Soon the whole living room was filled by a diaper. They watched in complete horror as the diaper tried to gorw inside the living room, or what was once a living room. About 30 seconds after the front walls finally gave away from the diaper. And then the ceiling finally fell. And smiling from the top of the mountainous diaper was Rachel.

"EVEN BIGGER! It's even more wet. But I don't think this diaper can hold anything else".

Her mother finally talking, after turning greener than the once green trees. "What am I going to do with a walking diaper bomb as a daughter?!"

"If we survive this, I'm never doing diaper duty. EVER!" Holly gagged. The smell was so unbearable that it was melting the gas mask that their dad was wearing. The fire department and police department showed up 7 minutes. The fire department walked over to the diaper and studied the dangerous diaper. The police helped clear the neighborhood. Holly, and their parents stay put. Sure the air was getting worse every minute, but they weren't going to leave their daughter. Holly asked the fire fighters if there was any way to get rid of this diaper.

"I'm afraid the best way to get this diaper out of the town if by helicopters. But the smell is creating dangerous smoke that they wouldn't be able to see. Then there's a matter of lifting it up. We'd need to get a harness or net under it to lift her up. So there is kind of no way to move it."

A police officer walked up to everyone. "I have an idea. What kind of people are known for dealing with crap and piss?"

"People who work for a living and deal with horrible bosses and co-workers?" One of the fire fighters said.

"No. It would probably be teachers having to deal with spoiled brats all day" Rachel's mother said.

"I agree with my wife. It's probably teachers". Rachel's father agreed.

"No you're all wrong. Plumbers. They pump crap and piss. They should be used to the smell. Let's just get them to pump out the diaper" The officer said.

"That would never work. Would it"? said a fire fighter, looking at the other people.

"We don't know if it'll work. But we've got to try. This diaper is about to kill all living things." said Rachel's father.

"Since when have we had a plumbing company?" asked Holly.

"Crap...she's right. We decided on getting better school supplies than getting a plumber company out here last year." another police officer said.

"Then if have no plumber company then we'll need one from somewhere else." the police chief added in. "The only other plumber company is hundreds of miles away. They wouldn't get here in time."

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Rachel farted loudly, causing another toxic cloud of gas to float over the neighborhood. Everyone dropped down to the ground where the gas wouldn't be as bad. "Excuse me". Rachel said. Still not affected by her toxic gases, she just sat up high waiting for what ever happens next...

"What are you all talking about?" she asked.