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With his new powers, Jason made himself invisible and followed Penny. He also made sure her clients would not mention her outfit, nor would anyone else, and any of her employees who saw her would think the outfit was hilarious and pathetic.

Penny walked into the conference room. The CEO and CFO of a large manufacturing business were in there. They were stunned when they saw how Penny was dressed, but they stood up out of respect. "Um, Ms. Harper, is this professional?" asked the CEO.

"Whales fart under melting stars," she said before wiping some drool from her bottom lip. She had no idea why she said that.

"What was that?" asked the CFO.

"My shoes scream in delight when worms howl at oak trees." Again, Penny had to wipe some drool.

"Have you been drinking?" asked the CEO. "This is wasting our time."

"But my underwear was donated by hairy little leprechauns!" Penny blurted out.

"I think we'll go with Morgan, Wood, and Hoke," said the CFO.

"But our toilet rims taste like lemon peels and ear wax!" She kept drooling and was close to a panic attack.

The clients left the confused and humiliated Penny behind.

Jason made sure no one could hear him as he doubled over in laughter.