Watch a movie together...

You sit down with Mary on the couch, and she slides the DVD in. It doesn't take long beofre you realize...

"Hey, this is a porn flick!" You say.

"Yup!" replies Mary, "It's 'Internal Cumbustion' to be specific... all about guys blowing big wads in their girls' pussies... hot stuff!"

"That's not what I meant," you say, " I was taking about how I didn't know you watched porn!"

"Oh sure," she replies, "I LOVE porn, I mean, underneath the good little catholic girl you see, there's a wanton whore read to leap out... unless of course you're not comfortable with this?"

So...