Watch Some Porn

You decide that now would be a good time to jerk your dick off, so you hop on the pc and find some of that good stuff.

As things start to heat up, you suddenly realise that you are still soft. "No big problem" you think "maybe it will sprout up later."

Only problem is that throughout the countless hours of porn you watched that day, not once did it get hard.

Almost as if it were a curse.