War, with a twist...

My dreams were wonderful. They were an escape for me... only to be dragged kicking and screaming back to reality by that fucking bugler.

“Du du du da du du da du da du da”

I swear I am going to kill her one of these days. But that’s life in his majesty’s army.

My name is Carter, Carter Woods, Prostitute 1st class. My job is to take the tired, worn out women who are fighting this stupid war and fuck them back into fighting shape.

I am attached to the 9017th forward medical unit.

Let me show you around.