Wake her

“Wake up!” Chuck yelled.

She started to awaken. Her eyes were still glazed. He had his hands on her shoulder and she looked down. Her outfit was a bit tattered, and Chuck had an erection. She quickly covered up.

“What on earth did you think you were doing, young man?” she said.

“Nothing.”

“So you think you can cop a feel of a drunken older woman?” she said.

“No... You were dreaming. You were dreaming about some guy and then you grabbed me.”

“Then how do you explain that?” she asked. She pointed at his erection.

“Guess I got excited,” Chuck said.

“Oh really?” She licked the top of her lip. “So you really didn’t try to feel me up? After all that?”

“No, miss.”

“Shame. Might have liked it. But that’s okay. You’re a nice and kind man.”

“Thank you.”

“Nice guys are rare. In fact think you should get an award for being such a nice guy.”