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"Should we just look for the phone," Rachel asks, looking rather disgruntled about the lack of actual help the woman provided. "She's so weird, James."

Nodding, "Yeah... but I don't think its a good idea to go wandering around her house, though."

Your wife sighs, plopping down on the large couch only to jump right up with a surprised squeak; a large, vibrating dildo is attached to the seat, jutting up right where she made to sit!

"What the fuck," Rachel curses, looking sickened as you laugh. How either of you missed such a perverted chair is beyond understanding. "Its not funny James!"

Upon inspection the couch sports eight dildos in all, each spaced about three to four feet apart... just enough to allow people to sit side by side. Still laughing, Rachel looks at you very strangely as you sit between two dildos, which both begin vibrating.

"Why in God's name are you sitting there," she asked, angry as she toweled her butt off. "This isn't like you!"

"C'mon," you playfully joke, grasping each dildo and winking at Rachel. "Its not like you don't have one of these back home."

"That doesn't-"

"Ohh, you like the couch," asked the woman, clapping her hands together happily as she returned. "Its one of my latest additions!"

You laugh, taking your hands of the violently vibrating sex toys, "Its definitely interesting."

"Feel free to use it, if you want!"

Maybe it was the grossed out, defiant look on your wife's face, or perhaps you'd gone completely insane since walking through that front door, but something within you begged to have those dildos penetrate your virgin ass...