Wait around for Charlotte. On a 7-9, her parents show up.

You wait around outside Charlotte's dorm room for a bit, but it seems like she might be on the phone for a while. You wander down to the men's restroom on Charlotte's floor -- it's a co-ed floor, like most of the dorms here -- and take a few minutes to make yourself presentable, combing your hair and rearranging your clothes after Charlotte's amorous roughhousing. By the time you get yourself put back together, your pants fit right again in front.

But by the time you get back, you find two middle-aged folks standing outside Charlotte's door. The woman is straightening the man's collar.

"There you go, Jack," she says.

"Denise, it was fine," he says. "What, was Charlotte going to notice?"

"I would. Would you rather have me fussing over your collar at dinner?" she says.

You pause not far away. Charlotte's mom and dad? You cough and they turn your direction, looking blankly at you.

Yep, Charlotte's mom and dad. Her dad has more or less Charlotte's hair and coloring, her mom has Charlotte's strong chin and ample figure, and their faces each have something of Charlotte's in them. You can't help but notice that dad has popped a boner in his slacks. Maybe something about that collar tugging got a rise out of him. Or maybe Charlotte was shaking her tits at him.

"Can we help you?" Charlotte's mom says.

"I'm Charlotte's friend Ben," you say. "I was just here helping Charlotte unpack."

"Oh yes!" Charlotte's mom says. "I'm Denise, her mother. She was saying what a great help you were today."

"I'm Jack, her dad," the man says. "Good to actually meet you." His handshake is firm and his smile looks real. Charlotte must only talk about the on-again parts of your romance, rather than the off-again parts. "You saved my wife a job."

"Jack, I only helped her unpack at the start of her first term," Denise says. "It was her first time away from home."

Jack and Denise go on like this for a bit, mostly ignoring you, until the dorm room door opens and Charlotte steps out.

"Hey, pumpkin," Jack says. "Guess we met your boy here. He didn't leave much for your mom to tidy up."

"Oh dad," Charlotte says.

Charlotte has changed into a clingy red knit blouse that flatters her figure and coloring. And...no bra. You wonder how she gets away with it. But then, her mom...well, she's got a thin sweater over a clingy white knit blouse. And you couldn't swear Denise has a bra on either. You take a deep breath and think of trigonometric identities before you're showing in front like Jack.

"Charlotte," Denise says, "Shall we take your friend Ben along to dinner?"

Charlotte gets a mischievous look in her eyes. "Um...sure mom!" she says.

What's your next move?

• Romance Denise. Go along and be a good boy. Try and impress Charlotte's mom by word and action. Give Denise +1 Desire for you (total +1 Desire). Then let the girls make a move.
• Seduce Charlotte. Go along and play into every sexual innuendo Charlotte sets up for you, her parents probably none the wiser. Maybe a little under-the-table action. Roll +Hot(+2). On a 7+, give Charlotte +1 Desire (total +1 Desire). On a 7-9, you get in trouble or it costs you.
• Tell Charlotte you'll meet her after dinner. Roll +Hot (+2) to TELL HER (+2 Hot, +0 Desire).
• Something else? (Seduce Denise or Romance Charlotte ?)

You have 1 XP.

Note that if Charlotte catches you doing anything overtly sexual with her mom, it will at least cause Charlotte to lose 1 Desire and she will likely flee or send you away.