Wait a minute...Maybe I should re-read the contract

Congratulations on taking your first step toward declaring Chapter 8-1D Bankruptcy! Better known as the "slavery program", 8-1D will clear you of all current financial obligations. In return you will serve for 10 years under the guardianship of an individual of your choice. Please read the terms below, and sign your name on the attached forms. Once signed, the program will take effect immediately, so please review everything carefully. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact your local 8-1D office. Slavery is a great option to get your life back on track, give back to the nation, and prepare yourself for a bright future. Have a great day!

Section I - Slavery

• The signer of this contract shall hereby go by the term "", while the owner shall go by the term "Master" or "Mistress" depending on gender.
• The has a right, under the law, to personally select his Master/Mistress. In return the Master/Mistress must agree to accept the . Once the contract is signed all legal rights are stripped from the .
• A can be any citizen over 18. A Master/Mistress can be any citizen. However anyone under the age of 18 must get permission from a parent or guardian
• The term of this contract is 10 years, subject to renewal afterwards.

Section II - Responsibilities

• The becomes the property of the Master/Mistress. They are stripped of all legal rights, including the right to vote, have a bank account, and give up rights to their body (barring any situation which has a high risk of )
• The is considered property, and may be used as such
• The must follow all orders given by the Master/Mistress, and may not complain or talk without permission
• Slaves entire purpose is to please his Master/Mistress. must give up any identity and strive to become his owners ideal object
• must go through a nightly training program designed to make him a better, more servile . Training can include hypnosis, brainwashing, restraints, and physical or written tasks.
• Slaves who disobey are subject to punishment under their Master/Mistresses discretion

Section III - Master/Mistress Rights

• May provide government approved permanent body markings upon acquisition of
• May gain control of some or all of slaves assets and property to do with as they see fit

• May provide non-permanent body markings during slaves 10 year contract

• May restrict slaves movement
• May train for any use, including sexual duties, manual labor, or any other profession
• May transfer ownership with slaves approval or by reducing contract by 1 year

If agreeing to the above terms, Please sign below

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