WHAT?!

"What?!" she was actually going to have sex with him? How long had she been building up to this, and why him? A thousand similar thoughts raced through his head and-

"Take off your clothes, I need to measure you so I can get a dress that will fit. Unless you'd rather just walk into the store and ask for one?"

"Huh? Oh..." the hairdresser had psyched him out, he told himself as he stripped naked. He tried not to think about it as she took measurements.

"There, and we're done. Come in tomorrow an hour early so that I can teach you how to put on your new outfit." She decided not to mention the makeup too, didn't want to scare him off.

"Alright, see you tomorrow then." he said, and put back on his clothes.