Visits from the unlicensed nurse!! Malpractice Alert!!!

I kinda just abruptly ended that chapter. Sorry it was going on too long and was supposed to be really short.

There wasnt really much more to add. I just wanted to talk about how crazy it was to eat breakfast Bill's mom made us while we were having anal sex in the next room. Im sitting there all tied up in my juicy suit (hiding style) munching on bacon as shes talking about a trip coming up and helping her bake something later this week. Shes saying Im such the "perfecr girl" for going to school and working two jobs and taking care of her son. I sure did, about ten minutes before he had his dick up my ass. Took care of him good lmao.

Why I wanted to continue is that we got chewed out for butt sex by Bill's mom. One day we were cuddled up on the couch watching a movie and she comes in saying we NEED TO GET OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW. She had this school marm look pointing a finfer telling us to march and shit. Bill's fucking 30 and im in my mid 20s and dis bitch is acting like we teens lol. She puts us on the couch and paces holding something saying she found something in Bill's drawers. I think its fucking weed cause she's found beers and shit. She knows he drinks but she knows he smokes too. He's left weed, bongs and pipes in his drawers. She ain't ever said shit. So she shows us a bottle of KY Jelly....I shit you not LMFAO. Now we dont even use that shit anymore. I just usually cum all over his dick or suck it for lube. KY is too much but this was when anal was starting to be regular so we still had some (before the E taking night thia happens).

Bill's mom is a big church lady. Every sunday. She does the charity events especially Easter and Christmas which she ropes me into. She teaches sunday school and shit. Which gives me and Bill our sunday fundays. So she has this lube and is pacing telling us she knows what its used for....sodomy. Mothafucka said we dont wanna be "sodomites" and goes into the whole tale of Sodom. Bill cant help but giggle and she slaps him (****..maybe but it wasn't hard and hes 30 people). Now I have no idea what that word meant. Bill told me and I died laughing. Im the girl that would yell in bars "SODOMITES UNITE" and clank my friends glasses (looking at you Hillary my fellow sodomite). That is a funny fucking word people.

Bills mom lays into us like students she caught "necking" and shit. But talking butt sex no less. She says that I wont get into heaven and ill have a tatoo that says my sin on my forhead outside gates of heaven. Each act is a day out of heaven where im shamed.

Bill and I have anal sex like twice a month for years. Plus on some period weeks Id let Bill have exclusive butt sex. So like 4 or five days out of a week. Hate to tell you Bill's mom, if that's true Bill and I will be hanging outside the gate for weeks with ANAL SLUT on my forehead. Ill do the time. I did the crime. Lmao.

Now i promised the nurse visits. There was a box of costumes. Purchased by Bunz but enjoyed by Bill. Sorry Bunz. Kinda sorry since you bought em. Bunz bought a schoolgirl outfit, nurse outfit, biker outfit, sexy Mrs. Claus outfit, and a maid outift. Bunz would get to see me in two of them. The biker and maid outfit looked odd on me becuase they didnt fit. Hint: he didn't buy tjis shit for me. So they're handme downs from a previous LARGER girlfriend. Thinking about it that was kinda gross especially since they were in a fucking box.

The schoolgirl outfit Ive wrote about and I had to tie that shit tight. The santa outfit was ridiculous until I MADE if good with Bill red stockings and heels. The maid outfit I wore for Bunz but it like drooped off me like it was melting and shit it was ao big lol. Maid outfit along with Biker top and skirt I had to correct with sewing. I made them work. Sadly not with Bunz. He left the box at my house and never asked for it back. His loss and Bills win. Lol. Nurse outfit actually fits perfectly even if it isnt thst tight. Bill would add a sexy referee outfit for me since I refused the cheerleader outfit. I may have done a cheerleader outfit ONCE for Bill. Once. I dont like that style for some reason. Too ditzy.

I could get into the roles pretty good. At least with nurse and maid outfits. Ill tell you three fjn nurse tales. The first Im not in the outfit actually just helping Bill.

First story:

I'm still with Bunz...a few months after the High as Fuck Fuck. Bill and me were on a "no sex" period. I went through phases of saying "we cant keep doing this" but fucker tried all the time. We hadn't hooked up in about two months honestly. He was with Hillary and I was trying to make it serious with Bunz. No funny stuff. I told Bill he should be happy on my wedding day. He will be smiling since he fucked the entire bridal party including the wife lol.

Im not getting in to how it happened but Bill was in the hospital. There was a party. Let's just say another boner boy I'll call SHITHEAD (I like thr guy but in this story hes a butthead) got into a drunk car and drove off. There was an accident. People got hurt. I wont get into who is to blame. Its been discussed for years. A fight happened at the party. Girls were obviosuly involved. Dumbasses....all of them got in a car drunk. But SHITHEAD was driving.

Ok...so it was SHITHEADS fault. 100 percent (lol). Sorry I was on team Bill. The only one by the way besides his mom. Bunz shoulda picked up on that. Everyone always blamed Bill. Go to for the group, was to just say Bill did it. Fuck that. I became pretty onboard team Bill especially when we dated. I recall (when I was with Bill) there was a party (all dudes except me lmao..real cool party) where Bunz, Brad and others were feeding Bill beers and he was already drunk. When he almost fell down stairs i lost my shit. I laid into Bunz and Brad and the boner boys hard. I think I sounded like Bills mom. I was saying they're all bad influences and they need to find their own lives and stop living through Bills antics and everything else. I stressed "everything else" by doing a masturbation move with my hands. My go to insult was jerk off motion. Then I said something like "you all think you're better than Bill but the only difference is that Bill is gonna get a blowjob in about an hour." Made the blowjob motion with my hand and a tongue in my mouth and shit then popped my middle finger up. I told them they're all gonna be in bed "crankin it" (handjob motion) wishing they were Bill. I told em they could have fun gettint NO PUSSY as i left with bill. I know it was mean but fuck those guys. Tough time walking Bills drunk ass home. Bit yeah he got his blowie lol.

Back to story. So i didnt even know these guys were in an accident. Me and Bunz were fast asleep. I was getting FB messages from Bills mom frantic as all hell telling me he's in hospital. I woke up and looked and im like "what can I do". The woman thought i was Bills girlfriend even thought she knew about Hillary. His mom never even acknowledged hillary. Sorry Hillary.

I had a wedding rehearsal dinner that night. There is a cosmic irony to this or karma or kismet or whatever. I know its not irony so dont go all alanis morrisette hater on me. I love Alanis...fuck off. Its more just a big coincidence. The bride her name is Kate. Yeah she will be the one who gives Bunz a handjob on my deck several years later. For a guy who called her "heavy" he sure as shit was eager to hook up with her that night. She said he popped like a fucking zit lmao. Well she was first person to touch his dick after me. Like a year and a half gap. By the way I sprayed that deck with a hose and disenfected like hazmat and shit. Bill meanwhile came on my tits that same night and I wiped it up with a rag and threw that messy shit on top of hamper. Weird how things change.

So yeah I'm NOOOOT Kate's friend. I know people hate her character and she NEVER played that big a role. She wasn't my friend Im sorry. She always told me about her life and problems and shit. Never asked about me. Qe barely hung out other than matching shifts at work. I was fucking shocked she invited me to bachelorette party. Which i got out of. Then she goes and invites me to not only wedding and reception but the fucking rehearsal dinner. Shits for family and out of towners. She said it would be a booze fest. Not formal.

Yeah. Kate's marriage didnt last. I wasnt happy about going and the fact thar Bunz refused to go only pissed me off. I didnt know anyone and hes my boyfriend. He shoulda come and suffered with me. Instead he said he didnt know her or anyone. Neither did I douchebag.

Bunz had been the hero. The victim. The wimp. Today hes kinda the villain. i ain't making excuss for what I did but if I was tonight was a perfect example of an excuse.

First off Bunz didn't mention the accident until after breakfast. You'd think he would bring up a bad accident involving his friends. I knew whole stort already thanks to Bills mom. She'd already condemned Bunz and SHITHESD to hell and Bunz wasnt even there. Sure enough SHITHEAD is fine and was released from hospital in an hour or so. Bill had cracked ribs, a fracture in his wrist, a bruised collar bone and stitches in his head. Only one badly hurt.

Bunz says nothing until later. He says everyone is fine. Lie. I ask if hes spoken to Bill and SHITHEAD. He said he had. Lie. He never called Bill I know that from Bill's mom. No one had checked on Bill.

I just shook my head until lunch. We were in city where the hospital they took Bill to was. Not more than ten minutes down street. We're getting drinks and food with frat brothers. Bunz is shitting on Bill. These losers are joining in saying he's a piece of shit who gets too drunk. Same losers who were begging for pics of his high school girlfriend with the "tits" (she was built like a softball player. Im sorry she wasn't super hot). Same losers who were attempting to find out who Bill's hot tall blonde bimbo was.

Aka me...Im sitting right with them. Had blonde streaks again actually. More blonde than before. Bleached streaks with short bobbed hair that came down to my chin. I liked using the ditzy idiot blonde thing when I said something stupid. I even went full blonde young and then would again with Bill. Guess i didn't have heels on to be tall enough for frat losers to figure it out then.

These are also same losers who are gonna ask Bill for pics of me in a few years. They just shit on Bill and said they don't know why Bunz brings him around. Same dudes that laugh at all Bill does. Assholes. Bunz even took a fuckjng call from SHITHEAD were they talked about the accident and Bunz shit on Bill for being a drunk idiot.

Finally one of these dipshits asked if Bunz was gonna see Bill. I'm like THANK YOU. He was in a hospital IN THE CITY. Like 10 mins away. All fucked up.

Bunz finally calls Bill and we take a taxi to the hospital. We're kinda buzzed. I like margs, mismosas and bloody marys when I day drink. We get to hospital. Im telling Bills mom Im visiting via FB. Bill's in there with the nurse. He doesn't look soooo bad. Hes got stiches and a small cast. He's legit pacing and the nurse is telling him to rest. Bunz starts joking with him. We brought him like a box of cookies from the downstairs shop and shit. I go out and do my detective work buttering up nurses and being the social buutefly I am. Turns out Bill's blood pressure is all over place, his heart rate is though the fucking roof and he hasnt slept. Theyre gonna keep him to rerun all the tests including cat scans, mris, xrays, etc. Hes gonna possibly be there all fucking weekend.

I know Bill. I know he just gets worked up. Dude probably thought he was dying. He confirmed that. Said he thought he had brain damage or hemorrage. I told him to nust shut up and relax when I went back in. Don't say that shit and give docs and nurses ideas. They will keep you forever.

So Bunz then goes into story but now that hes talking to Bill all of the sudden its SHITHEADS fault. How SHITHEAD is an ass and shouldn't have driven. I mean come right the fuck on Bunz. That kinda two faces petty shit is for girls. A turn off. That's some bullshit bitch shit right there. Pissed me off.

To top that Bunz was going out with Brad and SHITHEAD and a few others in the city that night. Like miles from where Bill was in hospital. Bunz was telling me to meet up after the rehersal dinner.

We left and Bunz is texting SHITHEAD right in front of me about how Bill is over acting and that hes fine and shit. He was all fucked up lmao.

It was then that I started formulating a plan. Yes a plan to cheat. Im not making excuses but Bunz kinda lost his pussy privileges that weekend. Big turn off. I was working special operations in my head. If youra cheater (like me i guess) you got to use opportunities. Like when your boyfriend will be out because he didn't go to a wedding with you. Your significant others presence or LACK THERE of is key to cheating.

I went to lobby and told Bunz I was gonna get some coffee and I'd grab him one. I do like the coffee at this hospital. Id spent a good amount of time here because of an infection.

I did get coffee but I also checked visting hours. If I got before 9 Pm id be ok. I got in Bunzs car and we went back to his place. I took my car to my condo and got ready. Kate said informal so I wore a sleevless black top with a little cleavage showing and a frilly neck part. Classy but sexy in my opinion. Tight jeans and my blue high heels. Something Id wear to work actually. Not really slutty. It was cold so I wore a thick white coat with fake fur around wrists and neck.

I also got some supplies. A few gatorades and some nips of grain ****. Yeah. That shit fucks you up. Made some strong drinks.

I was UNDER dressed for this shit. I was late enough to actually avoid the dinner. Normally that shit would be rude but I told Kate the truth. My boyfriend was in the hospital (sorta the truth). It was an ace up my sleeve. I showed pics (thank you Bill's mom) and said hes bad but getting better. Instead of rude i was a fucking hero for coming at all. I had two drinks and people including Kate were BEGGING me to leave. She said dont worry about the wedding. But I told her its fine Id be there.

So Bill got me out of an awkward night and I managed to get to the hospital at 8. I signed in AS Bill's girlfriend. The front desk security guy called Bill's room to make sure. He told Bill that his girlfriend was here. I legit grabbed the phone and said "its Morgan let me up Dumbass".

I was in with a guest badge and logged into that Hospital as Bill's girlfriend. Which would oddly come up a while later. Nother story guys.

I got upstairs and made my way into Bills room. Hes still white as a ghost. I came up and shocked with a fucking deep kiss in front of the nurses. I may have had skme grain ****. I wanted to surprise him. I chatted like I was legit hos girlfriend relaying info from his mom pulling out snacks and my spiked Gatorades. I handed him one and laughed when he almost puked lmao. Nurses were not paying attention. They left us and Bill was all "to what do I owe this visit"

I said "you're not happy to see me." Pointed at the fucking TENT pitched under his hospital gown. Said "looks like you are". I sat on tne bed with him and we took swigs of grain from the gatorade bottles. We talked about what REALLY happened before the accident and how SHITHEAD was to blame. I was on team Bill and it felt good to let it all out how shady the shit all was. We were taking swigs of grain getting buzz. I know its dangerous to do since Bill is jn hospital but dude has IVs and shit to hydrate.

We were talking and I told Bill I wanted to helo him relax. I told him I knew this was a lot of him freaking out. He looked at me. I looked around and clocked the cameras. I wasnt sure if they could hear me so I leaned in and whispered "you want a handjob?"

Bills fucking eyes lit the fuck up. I told him LOUDLY id help him to the bathroom. Luckily be had no "roommates" in the hospital room so it was easier. I knew these bathrooms were HUGE. With showers and tubs.

So we maneuver his ass with the IV but unhook the heart and breathing shit. We go in bathroom and we start going at it. I got my hand on his erection and BOY is he happy to see me. Im guessing he hasn't "unleashed the beast" in a bit. Bill dont jerk off unless he has to. His hand is aay up my shirt. I mean he's under my push-up bra (dont judge) and pulling on my nipples. I got hard nips as always lmao. I tell him just get them out if he wants to suck them. I got my shirt up now bra all over place with Bill sucking on my little right tit like it was giving him medicine to live and shit. We're trying to figure out his scrubs. You can't really just lift them up becuase we both knew dude was gonna cum all over em. Can't turn them around. We legit just took his hospital gown off. Bill made sure I hung it on shower. Yeah hes right shit ia gross in hospitals.

Bill is naked in his socks (gained a lil weight since summer lol) sittingon toilet. I got my top off now fully nude from pants up. He's playing with my tits a lot as Im Jerking his dick. I can tell hes all about them so I say in my lowest sluttiest voice "you wanna cum on my tits".

He is BEGGING to do just that. I lean down and rub my tits all over his cock. I pushed them around his dick and to my utter shock my lil tits can give a lil titjob. He was moaning and grunting as I gave my first titjob. He was saying "shit shit FUCK FUUUUUCK!" So yeah he started cumming hard. Spackled my fucking neck lol. Splashing on floor and shit. Got a bit on my tits. When he was done I stood up and bounced my tits for him with some of his cum on the nipple. He liked that shit. I cleaned up with paper towels as Bill just laid back. I got dressed and helped Bill get the scrubs on. We maDe out and Bill thanked me.

We went back out and hung out getting kinda tipsy. I got allowed to stay, being his "girlfriend" and all. I became besties with the nurses. They said Bill was already doing better. 'Vitamin G' they told me...aka vitamin girlfriend..yah get it.

We were kinda cuddled up on his hospital bed sharing a drink. There was this like medicine dispenser thing. Like a tube were theu inject things into the IV. Thick and about five inches long with a thin tube tip. Bill was making jokes about it looking like a dick and wanting to see it "up in me". I dont think he was ready when I smiled and said "lets go".

We maneuvered again with IV BACK into bathroom. I took my jeans down and then my turquoise see-through panties that YEAH i wore for Bill. I think I may have been about three weeks unshaven tho. Bunz doesn't pay attention then the forest retakes the land so to speak lmao. Bill didn't care. We were making iut again and I was opening my legs best I could and sorts squatting. I had to help Bill sorta figure it out so to speak and legit helped him push a medical medicine plunger thing into my pussy (it was in a sanitary bag to start so chill). He began fucking me with the thing. I was kinda trying to spread my legs cause it was feeling good. We're making out and hes fucking me with the tube. I end up turning around and telling him to "try it this way". Legit was bent over holding a wall while Bill fucked me with a medical supply. I was cumming quick due to fun of handjob and excitement of cheating and being with Bill in a fucking hospital getting slutty.

The fucking bathroom filled with that squishing sucking noise while I came hard. You know the sound like a plunger and shit. I had my own mess running down my legs and had to cup some of it quick before it hit my jeans. Bill was sittimg down on the toilet sucking on the fucking plastic syringe dealie. I grabbed it and sucked a little myself. Just for show. Always to impress.

Once again we had a blast. We went out and watched a shark horror movie that was dumb while we drank my spiked drink. Sharing as always. It was fucking late like 12am and the nurses let me stay. I was a bestie now. We were starving and I went to cafeteria which just opened for midnighters. Got coffees and pizza slices. I get back. Bill is legit snoring OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

Fucking nurses are praising me saying my presenece changed his entire demeanor. Yeah that and the fact he got tipsy and cummed hard lol. I tell the nurses to leave a note ill be back in morning.

I left smiling ear to ear. I did some good. If your wondering if Bunz texted. He did. He asked how the rehearsal was. I lied. I did. I said fun. He asked if i was coming down town. I told him I was beat and going to MY place. I was sort of fed up with Bunz. I made a little secret pact becuase of Bunz's attitude that he wasnt getting pussy for a bit. I did. Sue me. Bill was gonna get the left over pussy lmao.

I went home and had a glass of wine. Talked all night with Bills mom via Facebook anf told her he was fine and doing better. We made plans to have me come by and bring a bag of bills clothes and some food and drinks in morning.

I drank wine bakex brownies AND cookies and made some more drinks. I was gonna get ready for wedding EARLY. Drive the way to Bills house to pick things up from his mom (like two hours). Go to hospital. Have some fun with Bill drop off the goodies and go to wedding.

Bunz did text me how was the night. I said it was fun. He asked for a pic and I still had on the top and jeans. Nothing sexy. I sent him one. I felt kinda good that Bunz had to settle for masturbation after acting like a punk. Trust me I asked him twice how Bill was when I was right with Bill. Bunz lied and said he's fine. He said he texted him twice. He didnt.

Next morning I got up and gor ready early. I have the same wedding outfit I always do. Ive written about it. Kinda tight white top which gives me a lil cleavage but classy. Long tan skirt with silver lining. 3 inch thick sandal strap heels. Not the slutty ones but cute. I also had on pantyhose. Winter wedding so it was inside. I did wear some sexy panties a black thong for Bill. I had a thicker jean jacket. Did my hair straight and dark red lipstick and dark eyeliner. Looked good if I say so myself lmao. Classy but sexy I say.

Bunz asked for a pic in the outfit. Sent him one. Enjoy jerking off. Its all he was getting.

I went to Bills which is a two hour drive. Had bloody marys with his mom (i made em). She loved em. Grabbed Bill's bag and went to hospital. Bill's "girlfriend" was back. I chatted with the nurses. Got everyone coffees and muffins including Bill. Gave Bill a deep kiss with some good tongue. Then I put something under his empty food bin that had pancakes from the hospital. I kept stopping him from looking.

While I ate and chatted with nurses I sat with my skirt sort of hiked up. Giving Bill a good view of my legs in the pantyhose. It got the desired effect of a boner. I then walked over and lifter the lid of the food container and showed him what I hid quickly all while talking to nurses. A condom! Lmao.

Once the doctor came around and told us Bill had a ct scan and left i helped Bill to bathroom. I sat him on toilet and he took off his scrubs. Sitting in NEW socks and new underwear thank you to me. I pulled up my skirt while hes putting on condom. We were using only the red and green Durex i stole from planned Parenthood lol. Christmas sex all year lmao. Our thing.

It was hard with the long skirt which was resting on Bills stomach but I maneuvered my pussy onto his dick. I was facing away in reverse cowgirl. It was tough. His dick kept coming out. I had to only move up and down a few inches. Which sucked but i started a good pace and was moaning soon. Bill was cumming in anout two minutes and I joined him. He was swearing loudly so I turned back to kiss him while we came. Its fun to kiss when you cum half kiss half moaning and shit.

We kissed for a bit and then cleaned up. My lipstick was all over his face. I cleaned up and redid makeup. We put condom in coffee cup. To avoid someone having to clean up our sex mess. Bill got back into bed and I headed off to wedding.

Wedding was fine. I was glowing and didn't care. I got fucking laid lol. I took some pics and then some with the bride Kate. She and the groom told me to take off right away at reception. I had a drink with her and she got mad and said go be with boyfriend in hospital (thanks bill lol). I got to wedding at 330. I left by 5. No lie. Awesome. Had like four strong drinks too.

I shoulda learned from the accident but I didnt. I drove tipsy. I went to hospital expecting staying all night maybe. Nope. Bill got released that hour I got there. The doctors nurses and Bills mom said I saved Bill lol. I didn't just calmed him down.

Now this is where it swings back to me for being the villain. Bunz is still lying. He is telling me Bill will get out of hospital Monday and I'm fucking driving with Bill to dinner on Saturday. Yeah. Weird part of this was going to dinner in Bunz's hometown to a pizza place (great pizza) for beers and pizza with Bill and his parents. Like kids on a chaperoned date and stuff. I also kinda felt this was INTENSE cheating like dating and hanging with Bill's parents. To add to this Bill and I had already started to make "couple friends" with that OTHER group Ive mentioned that actuallg has women in it and Bunz insults. One of the dudes was working the restaurant and chatting with us. Saying Bills a "lucky guy" (que creepy looks at me).

The only real reason I bring this up is because Bills mom asked to come out and smoke with me when Bill and his dad were chatting about sports and drinking beers.

Now Bills mom hated my smoking so its already odd. She didnt smoke. Im feeling REAL awkward as I smoke. She says im 99% perfect and this is my flaw. She went to her car and got a gift basket bag thing with a bow. Bottle of wine chocolates and a gift card to like Bed Bath and Beyond (100 dollars by the way). She thanked me and I was hugging her and saying no problem. She said me and Bill to figure out whatever is keeping us apart (aka bunz).

It wasnt done tho. She said there is one more thing in the bag. At bottom. Im moving things around and i shit you guys not...it was a condom. One condom. A weird one called Rough Rider Studded. Blue case and shit. Never in my life had i heard of that shit.

Bills moms face changes from bright and warm to just stern and like judging. She is really churchy guys. Really. She starts talking about how she knows we're having "premarital sexual relations" and that I shouldn't lie aboit it. Then just pauses.

Im doing one of those eyes looking around deals thinking is this bitch for real. She is just staring at me with daggers and shit. I just shrugged. "I wont lie yeah we are."

Then she says "you are what?" Like a fucking school teacher correcting me and shit.

"Uh..having sex." I think I said kinda laughing not wanting to mock her tho.

She then went back to a warm smile. Saying she knew I wasn't a lying "jezebel". A fucking jezebel? Wtf? She said she trusts me to "be safe" and when we are ready we will be ready. Ready for what? Smh.

So qe go back in and I act like I didn't go through that. We have a meal and beers. I share with Bill. His mom and dad say goodbye to us in parking lot. She hugs me and says "be safe" loudly. She leaves and Bill asks what it was about.

I show him the weird condom and we are smoking laughing like...she just gave us a condom to fuck. Which is cool but weird. Also...like...one condom...da fuq? Who uses only one I was joking. And STUDDED scared me. Bill wanted to use it. I grabbed the first aid kit in his trunk and put it in there. I wrapped some gauze around the case so it couldn't be opened and wrote in marker "only open in case of emergency sex". I thought it was funny at the time.

Bill and me were supposed to drive two hours to my place. I felt weird about that and I was sorta wasted. Instead we did something bad. This is where Im villian. I didnt want to go to Bills and fuck. We were gonna fuck. No doubt on that. At that point we were legit making good on our first conversation ever about where we were going to fuck. Inevitable.

Bill brought me to Bunz's parents abandoned home (not abandoned tho. All lights, water, etc still on but family moved and retired). I wont lie (not a lying jezebel remember) we'd broke in to Bunz's before to fuck. I think we had at that point.

We didn't waste time. We got to the COUCH and Bill was pulling my pantyhose off. Kept everything else on tho. He got on top and soon those classy heels weren't so classy up by my head as Bill fucked me. We were in sync at this point. He could get me off and Id splash all over the covers of the couch. Id clean em.

We'd then go smoke and drink. He didnt cum. We went to bottom deck area and shared a smoke a joint and a beer while Bill fucked me from behind in the yard. It wasn't so much about sex as just being like "we're soooo cool. Look how causal our sex is we just dont give a fuck". It isnt easy to multitask that much and try to cum. We did it to be cool and say we did.

Bill is too hard for me to hold his dick while he pissed. Boo. I pissed in our "spot" where we were kinda killing the vegetation lmao. Sorry Bunz's parents. And yes, i have a cig in one hand, squattimg to piss ans Bills dick in my mouth. Sue me...i was wasted. He loved pissing Bjs. Even if condom taste was all over his dick. Yeah. He was always wearing a condom (Christmas colors) when he was inside me. Id already had two period scares with him.

Bills first reaction when I told him I missed my period and HE should be worried. "Get an abortion"...fucking asshole. You see why we had hot and cold periods.

We made our way to the jacuzzi upstairs. Im on all fours and we doing doggy....like we do...lol. id discover that one of the jets allowed for a SUPER orgasm if you were fucking. Jet on your clit and dick hitting your gspot. Kinda of a mind eraser orgasm. No lie. Id find that out later.

Bill still didn't cum and we ended up back on couch with me riding him. I was nude then. Both of us were. He sucked my lil tits while I rode him to an orgasm and he finally joined me shouting swears. I'm moaning loudly DONT STOP IM CUMMING. Hes yelling FUCK SHIT FUUUCK! You see why we wanted privacy. We get loud. Even our sex noises.

Instead of going to bathroom we go downstairs and out back to piss and smoke naked. Freezing as hell mind you. But kinda fun. Bill's still got his condom dangling amd I chuck it under patio table. Ill get it later.

We fell asleep on the couch. Thats a no no for me to SLEEP with Bill but I was exhausted. I woke up at 5am with a boner in my back lol. One more condom. One more RIDE...lol. He sure as shit was happy to be woken up with his dick getting jerkd off and me kissing him. I got on top and rode him kinda slow. Nice early morning orgasm for both of us.

He wanted me to stay but we were already pushing it. I cleaned up. Changed sheets. Threw beers away. I realized later that Bunz kinda knew we were fucking (a cuckold remember) because he came out much later and told Bill he found the condoms (specific red and green with specific lettering for the local Planned Parenthood). Bill was just throwing them in toilet or in trash. I shoulda been smarter. Also my Newports and Bills Marlboro lights were all over yard. With lipstick on both lol. Bill was only one who wasn't with the crew that night mind you. Not that they got laid anyway.

I did change the sheets tho. Lmao. Sorry bunz.

Here's the thing not only did he mot say shit until like a year later. Bunz musta picked up the condom a red durex from under the patio. I went back in a week and remembered that shit looking for it. Gone. So Bunz legit picked up a condom..a used condom his buddy used to fuck me..his girlfriend. He didnt say shit. I guess he got punished for being a punk? Maybe too much.

He didn't say a word. He cleaned up Bill's condoms..used condoms. What the actual fuck. Am i right.