Violet's New Diet

As Violet finished her ridiculous walk, she came back to Sue and Isaac. "Violet," said Sue. "This is Isaac, he's the best dietitian in the city. He's going to tell you your new diet."

"Oh, good," said Violet.

"Violet, you should drink 12 ounces of prune juice with every meal. Have a bran muffin and boiled egg for breakfast. Have a can of pork and beans for lunch, and for dinner, whatever you want, but have a large plate of steamed broccoli with it. Also, the best source of protein is semen. You should swallow semen as much as possible."

"Semen, really?"

"Yes, you're not a lesbian or a prude are you?" asked Sue.

"No, of course not!" said Violet.

"Then it's no problem," said Sue. "Now for your next exercise."