Victoria, and no

"I'm first!" Victoria said.

"Okay," I said. "So you can ask five yes or no questions about what your thing is."

"Okay. So, am I alive?"

"Yes."

"Am I a human?"

"Yes."

"Am I your wife?"

"No."

"Girlfriend?"

"No."

"Sex ****?"

"Nope. And you're out of questions."

"Damn," Victoria said. "What was it?"

"My stepdaughter."

Victoria suddenly looked bored as she twirled her hair around her finger.

"Ugh, John," she said. "I told you I didn't want to go to any more of your stupid Hollywood parties."

"Well, I'm sorry your mother had to work late."

"Ugh, whatever!" Victoria yelled. "I hope their are some sexy boys here!"

Victoria began to walk off, but John stopped her.

"Vic, can you stay here for a bit?"

"Uuuuuugggggh, fine!"