Very confused, but compliant politeness

"A-Alex...." He mumbled, trying to work out it in his head. Happily, or maybe unfortunately, the fae creature didn't give him much time, fluttering its wings, giggling in excitement as it rubbed its legs together, hands grabbing its cheeks.

"Purrrrrrrfect~!" It intonated in a melodic way, flying up close again, getting onto his nose quickly, hugging his face, before flying back, shaking its head softly. "But where are my manners, call me Malnice Qu'od, or Mal for short. Or Your Grace, Magnificence...." It smirked and got closer again, whispering with its amazing voice into Alexes ear. "...Daddy and Master also work~"

Our protagonist opened his eyes even more as the fairy moved back, showing that between its curves there was a set of splendid balls, with a soft, hooded but still big by ratio member, causing him to giggle, Mal visibly having a ton of fun looking at his confused face.

"C'mon, I know it's stunning, especially with the rest of me, but have some decency~" He purred, pulling his thighs together again so it's not really visible again. "Now, focus. Time for history lesson.

Long time ago, don't worry with looking it up, there was a sailor, one that liked the sea a lot. Total bore, if I am to be honest, but he met a certain glamorous, perfect, beautiful person. Catching my drift~?" He gently booped Alexes nose. "Anyway, they fought, as this perfect someone was constantly trying to help him, making his life less boring. You know, scaring off lovers, teasing him, stealing a sock, placing stool somewhere on his way, you know. Helping. Sailor was a bore as I said, so he used a weird charm from over the seas and trapped the helpful being, then taking him and selling to natives for a wife. What a disrespect!" He fluttered his wings to emphasize, calming down quickly and looking Alex into his eyes. "Buuuuut, there is a catch~ Whenever someone wears it, I can come out~ Best part is, you can't take it off bucko. Prepare yourself, I will make your life much more fun~" He giggled more and more, pink cloud starting to fall from the wings as his smile got wider, maybe even a little drooly. "So much fun~<3"