Venus and Serena Williams

Holy shit.

Packaged together. One price. Sister athletes, the best female tennis players of their generation in singles or doubles. Working singly or... together.

Venus and Serena Williams. Together. You grin.

And while other celebrities are snapped up, the two dark-skinned amazons are passed over. With so many more glamorous, less muscled and younger options, so many temptations, it might be understandable.

But not to you. You've got certain tastes, and the opportunity to control the sisters, fighters, together, is more than you could have hoped for.