Veevee does a reality check.

Veevee and Hank faced their children and Ben and Bernie.

Gary looked ashamed and worried that his mom and dad had just caught him having sex with another guy. His mom and dad had just told him that they were bisexual swingers, but that was just too much to take in.

Ben was quietly listening, intent to the expressions on Hank and Veevee's faces.

Bernie looked relaxed. She smiled at Gary and squeezed his hand. "It's OK," she said.

Lil was just waiting.

"Gary, you look pretty worried," his mother said. "I want to let you know that I don't think there's anything wrong with what you did." She looked around the room. "Okay, who else in this room has had a man's penis up their butt?"

Veevee raised her hand. Hank raised his hand. Bernie raised her hand.

Shyly, Gary's sister Lil raised her hand. She looked down.

Veevee raised her eyebrows. "Or a dildo?"

Ben raised his hand.

"More than once?" Veevee asked.

Lil put her hand down. Gary's mom, dad, girlfriend, and girlfriend's cousin all had theirs up.

"Earth to Gary," Veevee said. "Get the picture?"

Gary sighed. "Okay," he said. He relaxed a little.

"That's better," Veevee said. "Congratulations, honey, welcome to the club!" She beamed at him. "Many happy returns!"

Gary blushed red. "Mom..." he complained at her teasing, then he broke up in laughter. Bernie, Lil, and Ben joined him.

Veevee held her hands on each side of her mouth and mock-whispered, "Confidentially, your dad and I both found out the second time you have a cock up your ass feels much better!"

Lil and Bernie giggled.

Hank grinned sheepishly. "Yep, first time hurt a bit," he said.

Gary cleared his throat and swallowed nervously. "Actually mom, that wasn't my first time," he said.

"What do you mean, Gary?" Veevee asked.