Um, maybe not...

You bite your bottom lip, wondering whether Vince was going to suggest something inappropriate, and finally decide to forget about it.

"Actually, don't worry about it. I'm sure I'll be okay," you say.

"If that doesn't interest you, we could find some other work for you," Vince informs you.

"Other work?"

"Well, yes. Not strictly wrestling work. More of a settling in type of thing. If you want, Mary, my secretary, can tell you more about this, because unfortunately I have a meeting to attend in a few minutes," Vince replies.

You nod slowly, figuring that you could always find out exactly what this entails and then not agree, and Vince buzzes his secretary in. Mary, the secretary, walks in. She's wearing a tiny grey miniskirt and a matching grey jacket, with only a tiny bra on underneath. She carries a briefcase with her.

"Mary, this is Jane. Jane, Mary. I've got to go, but I'll leave you two in the office so Mary can run you through the Induction program," Vince says, before gathering up his stuff and leaving.

Mary smiles warmly at you, before getting out a document that is about three pages long, and looks rather professional.

"This is the contract. Read it through, and let me know if and when you want to sign. And if you have any questions, just ask," she tells you.

You read the document carefully, but stumble over some of the terminology, not quite understanding what it asks of you.

"Um... What exactly do you mean by 'offering my services' whenever any talent calls for it?" you ask tentatively.

"Simply, honey, you're a fucktoy. When one of the guys wants you, he gets you. This is just added on to your salary as a bonus, and a very handsome one at that," Mary says.

At first you're shocked. Then you begin to wonder. This company is incredibly high-profile - obviously nobody would ever know. Plus, you could have all the men of the company, and not one could ever be described as anything less than cute.

"Are there any... catches?" you ask.

"Only that during your waking hours, you do have to be available. Any wrestling training will be worked around it, instead of the other way around, and your storylines will be fitted in wherever possible."

You digest this, thinking that it might not be such a bad opportunity after all. You haven't had any good sex for a while, and this might prove to be just the thing you need.