Uh Oh! Better Get out of There!

"I was hoping you'd show up," continued Lilah. "Just so you could see what you're missing out on flirting with that Texan bitch."

When Andrew heard someone on the door he was hoping for another woman, so it would be a kinky threesome. It wasn't. It was Wesley, with a collapsable sword swinging out from his arm.

"Get off of her," he commanded in his stony British accent.

"Yes sir!" said Andrew, jumping off of her and running for his pants.

"Pathetic," said Lilah.

"Do you see how big that sword is?!" shouted Andrew as he got his shirt.

"Bigger than yours," muttered Lilah.

Andrew left the room, just as Wesley decided to have some of his own rough-and-tumble fun with Lilah.

"Dammit!" said Andrew as he walked down the halls. "Just when I had the opportunity, I blew it!"

Two lawyers walked by. "Blew it? I knew he was gay," said one. "Probably with that Knox guy," said the other.

Andrew angrily got back out to the main floor of Wolfram & Hart where all the offices were. That's when he noticed something shocking.

Standing in the lobby, fresh from their defeat of the First, was Buffy, Dawn, Willow, Faith, and Kennedy. Xander and Giles were there, but Andrew certainly wasn't noticing them.

"Andrew," said Willow as she turned. "Good to see you. I know we ended up not needing you to go to LA at all, but at least you tried."

"Thanks," said Andrew. "What are you doing here?"

Buffy spoke up: "We just defeated the worst and First evil the world has ever seen. Where better to vacation than Hollywood?"

"They'll be around the office," said Angel to Andrew. "Don't bother them."

But he was already thinking on his own. Now he had the same set of women to choose from, with a whole new set of women too! He was very ambitious, planning to mix and match. Could he get Buffy and Eve together, the two blondes? Willow and Fred, the two geeks? Faith and Gwen, the two tough girls? This was going to be fun.