Tyrion's adventure.

Tyrion was returing back to King's Landing but decided to see the world just before he returns. His father never left him before due to his size but Tyrion wouldn't let that stop him. He made his to the Wall with the bastard Jon Snow looking in awe at the size of the great ice wall.

Tyrion spent his time well on the Wall, getting to the top and pissing off the edge of the world as he put it. He thought to himself about many other natural monuments of the known world such as the titan of Braavos and the rest.

Tyrion was returning from the Wall with his Lannister guards not drawing too much attention only having 3 men which would be enough to protect him.

Tyrion knew it was time for them to get some rest. They had made good progress to return back to the capital and Tyrion knew it was time for both the horse and his men to get some rest.

"Next inn we see we'll get some rest." Feeling the yawn in his voice.

"Yes my lord." The closest soilder answered.

It wasnt long until Tyrion and his men reached the inn. They were all weary from travel and needed some food and a warm bed.

Entering the inn was a relief to Tyrion as he felt the warm rush of hot air upon his face. He inhaled deep stepped further surveying the area. The inn was quite large with long tables across the side where men laughed and drank to Tyrion amusement.

"My lord of Lannister you do us the honour of joining us but we havent got any rooms" The Inn keep told him.

Tyrion sighed rummaging into his pockets revealing a gold dragon coin in plain site for everyone to see.

"Is there nothing I can do to remedy this?" Tyrion asked allowed tossing the coin in the air and catching it.

"You can have my room." A man in dark armour answered.

"Ah theres a clever man." Tyrion grinned tossing the gold dragon to the man.

Tyrion was going to sit down and order before something caught his eye. She was walking away from the tables, her face covered but Tyrion couldnt stop staring at her ass. It was big and round which Tyrion liked and her light blue dress was caught between her ass cheeks showing the incredible curves. Tyrion was staring long and hard until it hit him like a slap across the face.

"Lady Stark what an unexpected pleasure, I could never forget an ass like that." Tyrion spoke aloud.

The hall went silent as Catelyn Stark unveiled her hood and turned to face Tyrion with a stern face.

"I was still Catelyn Tulley the last time is was at this inn." Catelyn said strong and proud.

Catelyn went on about all of her father friends in the inn, the Freys, the Umber and many more, all Tyrion would notice was Catelyn's ass swaying as she moved around the hall feeling himself get hard at the though of slapping her ass, yet still curious on what she was implying until she told:

"In the name of the king I ask you to seize this man to await the justice he will get at Winterfell." Men all around him drawing swords.

Well shit Tyrion thought.