Two women You Recognise.

You walk in the front door of the fake pub and are presented with this.

http://cheryl-online.net/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=287529&fullsize=1

Cheryl Cole and Michelle Keegan. Michelle is a regular on the Soap 'Corrie' she plays a character called Tina. You assume that Cheryl is in a special episode.

"Hi you must be John?" Michelle says.

"Yeah John Doe." You respond.

"HI John, I assume you know who we are?" Cheryl asks."

You nod. "So how do you want us John?" Cheryl asks and loads of dirty things enter your head. After a second you shake them off.

"Just act natural, like I'm not here." You say.