Two unexpected surprises

Naruto was trying his hardest to reach the tower after his encounter with Tayuya, he knew the hokage would skin him alive if he didn’t hurry. Naruto was about halfway to his destination, when suddenly a chain flew from an alley, and before he realized what was going on, he was dragged into it before anyone else noticed what was going on.

“Well well, look what we caught, a cute little fox.”, a voice Naruto recognized said in a happy voice. “Hey Tenten-chan, why did you chain me up like this and who else is here?”, Naruto asked from his place looking at the ground “Hmm, I think it would be more fun for you to guess.”, a second voice said, making Naruto sigh.

“Great, so what do you and Tenten-chan want, Anko-sensei?”, Naruto asked before being turned over and seeing the two women looking at him. “Aww you're no fun, Naruto”, Anko pouted a little before grinning like a mad woman. “We want to be your wives!”, she answered.

Naruto just sat there, looking like a complete fool before finally breaking the silence “Ok, first off: How do you two know about that? Second, why? And third, aren’t you both taken already?”, he asked. Both women looked at each other with smiles before Tenten answered “Well, for your first question Naruto, Tayuya ran into us at lunch and she told us all about your situation.”.

“Yeah she went on about how your kiss made her toes curl and how BIG you are.”, Anko said, licking her lips “And, well, we decided it sounded like a good idea to try and see if you would let us been in it ourselves, besides, you're really sweet and there’s worse people we could end up with.”, Tenten continued with a smile.

Naruto sighed, of course, Ino and Tayuya were two of the biggest gossipers in the leaf village so more than likely those two had been spreading the word to other females in the village like it was a wildfire “Ok, that answers two of my questions, but what about the third?”, Naruto inquired “Well, I dont know about hair bun’s here but I don’t have much in the way of relationships” Anko said with an annoyed expression.

“I am so sick of dating guys that seem okay, only for them to turn out to be total pervs and jerks!! I want someone to pay for MY dinner instead of the other way around! I’d like to be treated like a lady instead of a way for some guy to get laid!! Hell, I’m all for sex, even the kinky stuff! But not on the first night after a cheap dinner and a couple cheesy pickup lines!”, Anko vented before taking a breath “So, anyway, you’re far better than any guy I have to go after, besides, I am interested to see how well that pervert taught you while you were gone...”, she concluded.

Naruto looked over at Tenten. “That explains her, but what about you? Aren’t you involved with Neji?”, he asked. Tenten scoffed in anger “That jerk? I tried so many times to get him to notice me and what does he do? Out of nowhere, he says he’s engaged to one of the other Hyuuga clan members!”, she answers, and she sounds quite agitated. Naruto was a little surprised by this. “When did this happen?”, he inquired.

If anything, Tenten became even madder “Apparently a couple years ago, so I’ve been wasting my time on a pointless chase. So I started looking around…but like Anko I had my share of man problems, and when I heard about this thing you have to do, I thought, who could be better than Naruto? The answer I came up with is no one.”, she said with a smile on her face.

Naruto was taken aback; they actually had good reasons why they wanted to be his wives, not just because a lot of other girls were doing it or some other idiotic reason. Naruto smiled. “Well, I guess I have ****, huh? After all, I am at the mercy of two very beautiful ladies, so who am I to say no to such a simple request?”, he joked a bit.

The two smiled in unison before helping Naruto to his feet and unwrapping the chain from his body “Now, don’t worry Naruto, next time I get to be the one in chains.”, Anko said before giving him a quick kiss and disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

Naruto and Tenten stood there a moment watching where Anko had just been before Naruto ended the silence “She’s a bit odd, huh?” he asked making Tenten nod before smiling at him. “Don’t worry Naruto, you won't have to worry about that from me, I’m more of a toy kind of girl.”, she said before pressing against him “Anything pointy and hard I’m sure I’ll enjoy, especially if what Tayuya said is true about your hidden weapon...”, she said slyly.

Like Anko, Tenten gave Naruto a kiss on the lips before walking away from him and around the corner. “Well...”, Naruto said quietly to himself, “... this is certainly unexpected.”. And with that he resumed his trip to his meeting with the Hokage.