Two sides of Humor

Ramon was finishing up his piss until he felt the tip of a needle touch the top of his head….

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one before Officer…..!” Said a familiar voice as Ramon turned around slowly as he looked to see Smiler holding a needle gun…

“There were these two particular people in this perfume place….. one says to the other?”

“Where are you keeping your gas?!”

“Tch…. You call that a punchline?”

“I don’t share your humor…”

“Yet we’re alike in a way….. your tragic, I’m comedy….. two sides of a pillow….!!”

“Enough….. I need that gas immediately!!!”

“Take a listen… and be really quiet!”

Ramon leaned in closer as Smiler leaned at his ear…..

“This whole place ventilation is covered with bombs filled to the brim of my Noxious Gas….. Come with me quietly….. and I’ll let the women in the establishment go free without any makeovers whatsoever!” Said Smiler holding out his hand…

1.) Gas the place…. See if I care…

2.) I’ll go…

3.) Ramon drops the act and reveals his identity and tires to take him down…