Two for one: Kendall and Kourtney

John saw Kendall and Kourtney sitting on the couch watching a movie.

He lassoed both of them.

"Kourtney, your new name is Zara. You are Kendall's wife who married into the Kardashian and Jenner clan."

"My new name is Zara. I am Kendall's wife who married into the Kardashian and Jenner clan."

"Kendall, Kourtney is now Zara, your wife, and we are family friends."

"Kourtney is now Zara, my wife, and you are family friends."

You untied them and they looked at you.

"Here to pick up the girls?" Kendall asked as Kourtney, now Zara, snuggled closer to her. "They should be upstairs."

John thanked them. Luckily Kim was already viewed as his daughter thanks to the lasso's magic, so he made his way upstairs to get his next daughter.