Two for one: Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj

"Ladies, what can I help you with?" John asked the two singers.

"We want matching earrings for an upcoming collab," Ariana said.

John handed two dolly earrings to the singers. They put them on.

"I just got a massive headache!" Nicki called.

Soon, the two stood at attention, stiff smiles on their faces.

"We are your dollies, owner!" they said in chipper, girly voices in sync. "Pose us! Dress us! Fuck us! Play with us! We are here to serve you!"

John was gonna have fun with them.