Turn on the TV

What the hell kind of prank was that, not turn on the TV as if that could not happen, especially today of all days.

With a flick of my thumb I sat down the TV blaring to life, literally!

The legs of the old console grew and it lurched the screen turning into a gaping maw, glass teeth snapping down sending shards in all directions.

Mashing my thumb down on the power button in vain proved to be my last thought as I was sucked into the vortex of glass and electricity through tubes and circuits until at long last, at least to me I stood...