Turbulence

We went on a family holiday. Me, Chris. My Mom, Melissa.

We lifted off for a 4 hour flight going to this place my mom saw on facebook. It promised a relaxing and enlightening experience.

A nervous flyer had a hissy fit and was crying for his mommy. He looked like A moldy turnip, probably my age but looked gross. He looked like he had some kind of deficiency in his gene pool. The ugly wimp was a head shorter than me!

My loving mother spoke up and put this moldy loser in the middle with me having the ailse and my amazonian mother at the window seat.

The second the plane started to lift, this fugly wimp ripped off my moms sundress and used it as a tissue! My mom sat in her seat dressed ready for the bleating rays of the sun on a cheap flight.

He blew his snotty nose into the only thing keeping her curves a secret. He then shoved it down his shorts saying loudly:

"My peen leaks aswell, sorry about this boyo! Your moms dress makes a great jizzrag!"