Try to throw her off with your legs

"Since you were checking out my butt earlier, I though maybe you'd like a nice up close view," she teased.

Gasping for air, you try to flail your legs and capture her head to throw her off, but she easily traps your legs with her arms and pulls them toward her. You feel like you will snap in half, if you don't die of suffocation first.

"OK," you finally concede, "you win, I give up."

Maybe she didn't hear you, maybe she didn't care, but she continues to squash her face. "I'll never look at a women's butt the same way you think," as you drift into unconsciousness.

You don’t know how long you were out, but when you wake up you find your arms and legs tied up tightly with a jump rope from the room. Your tormentress is nowhere to be found. You wonder if your nose is broken having been squished by her glorious, powerful butt. You wonder how long you have to wiggle your way free from your bondage before the next person arrives at the gym.