Try to pull up your shorts

You quickly bend down to pull up your shorts, but that only leaves your backside **** to your attackers. Whoever pantsed you grabs the waistband of your underwear, and yanks it upward, digging the fabric in between your butt cheeks. The crowd's laughter only grows as he lifts you into the air, and your tiny package presses against the fabric, making the outline of your tiny cock completely visible. You howl in pain, but the crowd shows no remorse, laughing at your predicament. Some of them even take out their phones and begin recording your humiliation.

You flail, but it's no use. Your attacker is incredibly strong. He begins to bounce you up and down, and to your horror, you feel the fabric start to rip. You try to protest, but before you can get a word out, your briefs give way, and you fall to the ground. You hit hard, leaving you dazed for a moment. When you come to, you realize the crowd is laughing even harder. You then see that it's because you landed on your butt with your legs spread, giving everyone a great view of your tiny dick.

You jump to your feet and try to cover yourself, but your assailant has other plans. He puts you in a full nelson, holding your arms above your head, leaving your little secret exposed to everyone and their cameras. You close your eyes, but that can't block out the chants of "Button dick!"

What do you do next?