Try to explain

Before he could get his pants off, you get a flash in your head of the two guys spit-roasting you while you can't move.

"Wait!" you say before he can begin. "I need your help,"

"What do you mean by help?" says the younger one.

"Well I was tanning, and I oiled up to much so when I flipped over my boobs slipped through the chair and now I'm stuck."