Try to arrange for Kyle to meet Linda Lovecum

“Well, come with me and I’ll see what I can do,” you tell your buddy, “but don’t get your hopes up. I don’t even know who is working today.”

The two of you go in and catch up with your folks. Your mom greets Kyle and agrees to pose with him for a selfie, taken in front of a big poster in the lobby of your mom in one of her most popular productions, “Swimming in Seamen’s Semen.” You wonder which is weirder, that your best friend is posing with your mom and a picture of her face covered in sperm, or the fact that you’ve watched that film so many times yourself that you have it memorized.

After the selfie, you ask your mom if it would be possible for Kyle to meet someone famous, like Linda Lovecum.

“I’m sure she’d love to meet Kyle, if she’s here today. She always makes time for her fans.”

Your mom gives you directions to Linda’s dressing room and makes sure Kyle gets a visitors badge. Soon, the two of you are finding your way to the dressing room.

“I can’t believe this is happening,” says Kyle. “All this time I’ve been so jealous that you get to meet all these porn stars, and now it’s happening to me! I owe you big time!”

You are about to tell him that it’s no big deal, when you turn a corner and nearly collide with Steele Pudstretcher. Next to your dad, Steele is probably the most famous male actor in the studio. He sees you and says, “Hey, you’re Blake and Doris’ boy, aren’t you?”

You greet Steele and introduce him to Kyle, who is definitely starstruck. “I’m a huge fan,” he says to Steele, before looking at you and saying, “You never told me you knew Steele Pustretcher!”

Steele says, “I’ve been over to the house a few times and have seen Jeremy there. I think the first time I saw him, he must’ve been about this big.” Steele holds his hands up to illustrate the length, and it is, coincidently, about this size of his erect penis, which is responsible for earning him his stage name.

“We were just looking for Linda Lovecum’s dressing room,” you explain. “You don’t happen to know if she’s in today, do you?”

“She is, but you won’t find her in her dressing room. She’s shooting a scene right now. In fact, I’m on my way over there now. Once she’s done, we’re supposed to have some still shots taken together for publicity pieces for the Adult Film Awards ceremony next week. If you want, you can come along and I’ll introduce you.”

You wold love to meet Linda Lovecum, not to mention watch her in action. Still, you don’t want to get too distracted on your first day on the job. Since Steele can get Kyle to the studio, you could just leave him and get back to work.