Try getting a maid's dress for your wife.

You find yourself picturing Megan in the maids dress and your pants tighten slightly. You approach the red headed lady as she's waving off a woman carrying remote vibrators, "Remember, you have to be wearing it when you go through the inner door or they'll take your coins!" You can't help but wish you could try those on your wife but you seriously doubt she'd ever agree to it.{if Megan Love >=60} You really wish you could find her in this mess of people, it's been a while since you were separated and you've seen enough to make you worried for her. Especially since she only started with a fraction of the coins you did. You feel a little guilty for enjoying your "male privileges" while your wife is probably struggling to get by.{endif}

"Hello there, what can I get for you?"

The red head is just as bright and bubbly as she appears and you can't help but return her smile, "I was actually wondering if I could buy an item for my wife?"

She beams but sounds apologetic, "I'm sorry sir, your wife has to be payed for her own items." You suppose that makes sense, considering you could just take the coins and ditch the item somewhere and say you'd given it to your wife. Still... Megan would look delightful in that dress.