Truth or Dare with the princess

Recoil was sitting eating some well-made Gyro by the kitchen staff when his princess sat next to him. But Diana wasn’t alone she brought some friends with her Power Girl who was interested in the young hero that Batman called unknown threat. Or in layman’s terms someone with a power he doesn’t have a counter for yet. And anyone that can put Batman on pause for a minute must mean he is something. While looking at him she couldn’t help but feel a little attracted to him besides being cute he looked at her breast for a few seconds then right at her face for the rest of the time. ‘Straight but has better control than most.’ Barbra already knew him she had him do a couple of missions for her. Thought the other Birds of prey haven’t met him she could use him in some of their upcoming missions. She like him because he was always in awe by her role as Oracle not because she is wheel chair bound or she was a woman but the skill and knowledge she possessed. Last Of Wonder Woman female friends was Big Barda her fellow warrior and favorite sparring partner someone who would not holding back they bound over the warrior code. She was also interested in the Young man who took down Stepphen Wolf and 30 Parademons to save the Titans.

“Your majesty, I see you brought some friends I do hope they willing to understand that they are you certain things I wish to keep quiet about,” Recoil turned toward Barbra “And keep somethings from your boss please.”

“What do you have against Batman,” Wonder Woman asked she knew that Bruce rubbed people the wrong way a bunch of times but he wasn’t that bad.

“Nothing except he devises a way to take down anyone of us if he thinks were too dangerous despite being the most dangerous one himself,”

“I understand you’re weary about Batman but he,” Barbra trying to defend her Boss but it is hard when you know he isn’t really people person.

“Has search into not only sisters who are active Meta human my parents who are non-actives,” as the young super hero said this.

“How did you know he search into to them,” Wonder Woman wanted to have more faith in Bruce but this sound so much like him.

“My dad is used by the US Government to find things and people he generally works for the US Marshals but once in while the FBI. Any way he has been doing since World War II so he knows when someone looks into him,” Recoil

“And you know because,” Oracle

“My Dad knew he was watching 9 months ago right around the time I started. And this is the fourth time he has been trying to intruded. When my eldest sister Tempest first started in Africa he looked into our family then. And my dad has told me to watch out for him saying people that wound up and that paranoid will try to prepare for everything and have a tendency to overreact or snap,” R

“Your father very perceptive,” Power Girl loved to bust Bruce’s chops.

“You seriously think Batman would use it against us,” Barda was absent during that event but she always worried that he had something on her to take her down.

“No have more faith in him than that, but I think he is too cocky for not to try hiding such information somewhere safer. Tell me Oracle,” Recoil look to his sometimes secret employer.

“You can call me Barbra,”

“ Alright Barbra has he moved his info away from the infamous Batcave to some place even safer or just changed the security on his computer,” he sat there waiting for answer wonder if she was going tell him truth or get around it like a politician.

Not saying anything John figured he guessed right.

“Look I can trust Batman to save the world and use right moral judgment but he has pride I can see that myself and is to stubborn and looked into his own world to ever see flaws with himself he will always think his way is the best way no matter what people say,” both Karen and Barda nodded along with this Bruce could be self-righteous at times.

“I guess that’s the best I can hope for until you get know him yourself but trust me when I say he has the world best interest at heart,” BG

“Fair enough but we are not her to talk about my opinion on Gotham number one protector. You are Probably wondering how I got the highest mark of trust with the biggest anti-trust among males,”

“Okay what is the mark of trust and Who is he talking about,” PG

“While men are not seen on Themsyrica we do go out on missions for the Gods time to time. If partner up to men we have them wear specially made collars to prove their loyalty to us, each collar has symbol of a goddess who will enforce the his trust. If it glows it means the Goddess trust him,” Diana explaining a little bit about Amazon culture.

“And my glowed so it pretty much means an all access pass to Themsycria. Hera is considered a test too high to pass, like make the high bara two feet higher than the world record and expecting a high schooler to do it,” he tried to give them a visual of how it is possible but very unlikely.

“So I’m guessing the way she been talking about it you have got a goddess with very high standards on your side,” Power girl said

“Got it in one and she wants more info on me and my family after all I’m the first known born male Amazon,”

“You think their might have been others before you,” Barbra looked towards him hearing known meaning that their might have been.

“Yes but we are getting from the point of this conversation and do you really want to waste a question on something like that,”

“Very well, how did you her of all to the Goddess to trust you,” Diana was had to know Hera while one of the Patrons of Themscyria was someone everyone feared and respected.

“Let me guess Athena,”

“No even though she took vow of Chasity she never had any hatred towards men,” BG

“My Guess is Artemis her preference towards women is well known,” BB

“No while it’s harder for a man to gain her trust it doesn’t mean she hates them just means more barriers so to speak. And women seem to forget she loved Orion enough for her to get zeus to but his image in the sky,” Wonder Woman pointed out.

“Let me tell you because it hard to believe for many who know those of Olympus. I wear Hera’s mark and she believe in me enough to say that she has full trust in me,” R (Recoil)

“Hera!?!,” BB and BG (BB for Big Barda and BG for Barbra Gordon or Batgirl)

“I’m confused I know little about Hera since Greek Mythology has never been a point of concern,” PG

“Think hard about you know Zeus indiscretions,”

“Let be blunt Zeus cannot keep it in his Toga so he chases anything with a hole,” BB

“It is not Wise to insult the Gods,”

“Only if you don’t have protection and if it not widely know. He has more problems with infidelity than the NBA, NFL, and world Footbol the entire history of sports combined. And you can read in what was in middle library about Greek myths,” R

“Anyway Hera gain her reputation for hunting down all his conquest sometimes even his love children,”

“Which means her distrust of men is so high because of her husband infidelity, “

“He tried to hit on Hippolyta once but she wasn’t having it. And from what I understood Hades was with her at the time as well,” R

“Lets not go into that shall we,” WW

“Okay so of the Goddesses she would judge men the hardest,”

“That is putting it lightly”

“So how did you convince her to trust you,”

“Your majesty could you place the lasso of truth on me,”

“Why most people refuse to have bound it,”

“True enough but I feel that if I don’t have that around me you won’t believe what I am saying,”

“Your sure

“Yes but I have one request don’t ask me anything about this afternoon,”

“What do you mean,”

“I mean don’t want to re-experience the fact that I was reduce down a literal sex object. I sure youtube and or hero bloopers will have all the answers you want.”

“Aren’t you being a little sensitive,”

“I was reduce to an actual human dildo and less than 4 hours I think its fair to say I’m still a little raw,” John said with a little spite to get his point across the New Goddess from Apokolips.

“Fair enough, I will swear that None of us will intrude, ” Wonder Woman made it clear no will **** the trust he was placing in her.

“But to make up for it you all can ask me any 3 questions beside that sound fair,” Recoil knew this was rare chance to earn their trust by opening himself to them though it was risky.

“Ooohh, sound fun lets do it,” Power Girl may have one of the toughest girl in JLA and JSA but she like to have a fun as much as the other girls.

“You do realize that you are handing us a loaded gun here,” Barabra wanted to know more of here secret male helper, but this something no one in the Bat Family would ever do.

“I the new guy here and there are a lot of trust issues in regards to me. Also it’s more of trust test for you than me,” John was grateful that he didn’t have to ask for full explanation.

“Huh,” Big Barda was confused by his choice of words.

“Crafty,” Barabra still thought it was crazy but it had a hint genius to it.

“Very well lets get to the heart of the matter how did you gain the trust of mighty Hera,”

“Simply put when I was young I had a gift to absorb and drain magic spells or wards so after my father found and gave a piece of the Chronus stone to Hera instead of Zeus. She offered to babysit me while my parents had to go on mission for the US government. In turn since I was 2 at the time she held me close to her a lot of the time and according to her I absorbed the Geas that was placed on her by Zeus,” after saying all that Recoil Realized how it does just make you say the truth but the complete truth. ‘Maybe I underestimated power of this artifact.’

“What kind Geas did he put on her and when,” BB

“It was spell that kept her faithful to him and redirects her anger towards his conquest. It the reason why she was always forgave his ass despite being a complete Man Whore. So when unintentionally drained her of the spell it made her more free to act so to speak . Took years for it to be completely drain so she babysat me until was six then when she became fully free I gain her favor and an actual Godmother. How far back I don’t know she told me that was well before Hercules,”

“Great Gaia,” WW

“Woah,” PG

“So you have the most vicious and vengeful deity in all mythology as your Godmother because she set you free,” Power girl didn’t know everything on Greek Mythology but the Tells of Hera wrath has

“Pretty much, though in her defense Zeus cheats on her all the time so it just seems like that” he didn’t say in anything to defend that he heard the stories of what she did into the past. Hell Aunty Hera admits that her temper made her the worse person to be around.

“Talk about luck,” PG

“I don’t believe no one can remove a Geis that powerful and get away ,” Barda was a minor goddess in her own right but she such spell that Darksied seek, which is why the Dark God wanted the antilife equation, to perfectly control all creation.

“I’m wearing something every espionage agency fears and love to have. I can’t lie with thing on,” he stated in exasperated tone.

“Really than how did,” BB started.

“Before you start realize that I’m counting it as one of three questions,” R

“Fine I’ll let it count how you avoided Zeus’s Wrath he put a lot of power and time into such a spell,” BB

“One is Hera defied him and said that there would be no peace in his house if he tried anything to hurt me. And my dad is in tight with Poseidon finding lost treasure that were stolen from him by the demon raid 500 years ago. Tyron Conch Shell has been returned five years ago so he would attack on two fronts. And lastly my father played a game of chance with Zeus when he found the chronos stone in the first place. Which he made Zeus’s swear by a oath of power that that he could never attack him and his family directly or indirectly and any plan to harm his family came to his knowledge he had to tell my parents ASAP,” R

“Your father sound more impressive every time I here about him,” PG

“Thank you,” R

“My turn I heard you been around quite a bit in are little community so who have you dated,” Barabra wanted to ease in first with a simple question the important info can come later.

“When I turn 16 I went out with Raven but that fell through when her father Trigon showed up. I was able to drain any spell he put on me and broke one of his horns which I passed to Donna who drive said horn through right eye which now permanently scars him. When it was all over and done with she dumps me because ‘I couldn’t live with myself if anything happen to you because of my family.’ Next up was Argent we got along famously but her daddy senator despite being democrat didn’t want his little girl with a Nigga like me. I went dateless until month after turn 18 then met Atlee she was fun, happy, and a genuine kind person,” R

“I know she is sweet heart I heard how happy she was being with a guy who didn’t want her for her body,” PG

“Then for a strange reason she dumped but never told me why she just left. At first she just left anger I thought I screwed up somehow than after a month she comes back crying that she was sorry but still didn’t want to get back together, even though I told her I forgive her. Last one is sort of…ugh please don’t make me tell you ( huge scream of pain),” he groan out in pain it was hard to resist even the slightest it felt like tear your mind in half but if Diana demand it he would have ****.

“Why not? Your hurting yourself for no reason,” Diana saw people suffer greatly trying resist her lasso.

“The other girls didn’t care about who knew us together but my latest flame wishes to keep it secret she only earn your faith in her abilities. I don’t wish to dishonor her by saying anything,” when the focus was moved to another question the drive to answer the previous question isn’t as daunting as it once was.

“Okay now I’m interested I got to here who it is,” BB

“Fine I will allow it but none of you may judge her regardless what you personally think because of her relationship with him,” WW

They agree to the Amazon’s request of non judgement though the former fury stated that she didn’t what could be so bad.

“Alix or as you began to call her Bulleteer and I have been in pseudo relationship we go out, dance kiss, and I satisfy her needs for comfort and sex. I want something deeper but I think she is still hurt by her late husband actions and me being 11 years younger than her makes her weary,” R

“Is that all age why do you earthlings care so much about that I have seen human males take mates as just as much difference even twenty of your years,” BB disappointed hoping something juicy.

“I don’t get it either,” Wonder Woman was big proponent of free love.

“It is a double standard I know, I don’t understand it either and I was born and raised here,” R

“Alright I have to know did you really love Atlee or did you just use her. And are you just using Alix as a rebound,” Power Girl was suspicious she was good friends with both Atlee was practically her sidekick.

“I loved them both very much I was hurt that Atlee rejected me though again why I don’t know. But I date Alix two months after I broke up with Terra. I also want to be with her I feel if we gave a chance she could be my life partner,” as he said this it surprised the girls as he was thinking marriage and being truthful about it.

“You can’t serious she is so much older than you. It is so weird think about her age you’re too young for her,” BG

“This coming from someone who used date Bruce 12 years older than you and still dated him,” Wonder Woman tried dating Bruce but he was too focus on Gotham and their relationship never went anywhere.

“But thats,” BG

“Different please tell me how,” R

Oracle not to be deterred came with several reasons. “Once again think age she is at that age where she would want a family and since her last marriage ended in disaster she will be even more driven. Next what could you offer her, she has successful business and started her own branch in psychology that is pretty much untapped gold mind you’re a second year college student who hasn’t even pick a major yet. From the sounds of it she may be using you as a rebound guy not a real boyfriend material.”

“I know that but she makes me want to be a better person and I want to achieve what she see in me,” R

‘He is too cute talking like that. Reminds me of Scott maybe we should have took him under our wing,’ Barda began to really like the young hero. That and he didn’t hesitate to cut off Psycho air supply. Which she would have ask him about.

“How many Gods do you know ?” PG asked while it seem normal abnormal question coming from her.

“Personally there is Hera of course Poseidon, Hestia, and Hecate by association from my parents. Hermes like to play Call of Duty or Battlefield when he has the time to pal around, beyond that I’m not too close to many Gods in the pantheon. Egyptian Gods are different Ptah, Bastet, Sekhmet pretty much are my grandparents since they officially adopted my father so Nefertum and Maahas treat me and sisters as nieces and nephew. You know Isis is training my sister Kema in not only magic but to be her Avatar. Being on Justice league she for a while now she and Zatanna have been working as your magical experts. Thoth likes to talk shop with mom and loves help humanity by giving hidden to boost our technology with her to give him suggestions where such inspirations should occur. And I have meet and talk with Hathor, Oisiris, Anubis, Horus, Amun-Ra, and Ma’at. And I meet and talked with Jesus of Nazareth and decided to follow him as far as faith goes,” R

The table went quite after that little tidbit Batman was agnostic he knew God existed and there was a heaven and hell but prefer to put faith in man instead. Barabra as more Christian though her faith has often been shaken but hearing this shocked them to the bone.

“How could … what did you do to meet with him,” Barbra was in disbelief normally when someone says they seen Jesus they mean spiritual or in vision/dreams not in the flesh so to speak.

“My father found the spear of Longinus and was designated it keeper of by decree of Yahweh and the spear itself. Jesus gave him his blessing himself to wield as a long it found him worthy,”

“How is it we know so little of your father and how he has done so many amazing things like meeting these Deities,” power girl was sure she should have known someone this deep in the mystical.

“Different circles and time my father was around with Hippoltya was Wonder Woman in World War II and in the sixties. When mister Red scare **** the JSA to retire the first time he was had to stop globetrotting and work exclusively for the FBI to keep McCarthy from forcing him and my mother into doing his bidding. Then in the late sixties and seventies they wanted more children so the chilled for a decade or two and had three more children. And as far as you guys not knowing of how many times have you gone looking for ancient tombs temples, treasures, or legends as oppose just fighting who ever has said magical artifacts,” he took another sip of his favorite Italian Soda to soothe his voice for talking so much. The complete truth makes one long winded it seemed. As they began to digest the information he decides to remind them that score count.

“Well Big Barda were down to you and we will have are last round of questions,” R

“What how is that we…,” PG

“We Question him without thinking and we can’t call him out on it because we learned valuable information,” BG

“So it counts,” PG