Trickster at Work

Caroline got up and Billy followed. She took the top off of her iced coffee and poured it over of the Asian woman's head and laptop.

"Wha....what the...what's wrong with you?!" the woman yelled.

Billy leaned in. "It's a game show. If you act like this is normal, you'll make a fortune."

The woman looked around. Everyone else thought that a woman pouring her iced coffee over another woman's head was normal. The Asian woman winked at Billy and tried to mop up the coffee off of her laptop with a napkin.

Billy walked over to a blonde. "You're on a hidden camera. If you buy an entire pie and eat as messily as possible, you can win ten thousand dollars. You should totally do it."

"I can do that!" the woman got up and went to the counter. She bought an entire chocolate cream pie that was on display in the chilled glass counter. She went back to the table and started mashing her face into the pie as she ate it before dipping her hands into it and mashing her hands onto her open mouth. She held the pie and smiled at Billy.

Billy saw a woman walk in. She had yoga pants and a blue tank top on. She looked at the blonde messily eating the pie then walked to the counter. The barista did her silly welcome. "What's wrong with you people?" asked the woman.

Billy walked up to her. "I now you'd like to earn a lot of money."

"Well, of course, but how?" asked the woman.

"You have to sit in that chair and let people in this place buy messy food and cover you in it. If you can stay still for a half an hour, you can will thousands. It's easy money."

"I can do that!" said the woman. She went and sat down.

"Now, pretend like you don't know this is tv show. After a half an hour is up, just leave and go home. The production crew will follow you at a discreet distance."

"Got it!"

Billy climbed on a chair. "Ladies and gentlemen, would you please help this woman out?! Buy something messy and pour it over her. She's trying to win money. You need to help her. The barista here will even donate some syrups and sprinkles!"

The people lined up at the counter to buy smoothies and shakes and took them and dumped them over the woman who sat as still as possible.

Billy went back to Caroline. "These idiots think they're going to make money by making fools of themselves. Isn't this hilarious?"

"Oh my god, totally!" said Caroline.

"Good, I can tell watching women being embarrassed and humiliated turns you on, and you didn't give your date that blow job, so are you horny?"

"Oh yesss!" said Caroline.