Treat me like the nothing I am!

You get handed a character folder, which you read and suddenly you are immersed in a world which is described in the folder.

Name: Rebecca Gordon
Nationality: American
City: Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
Age: 33
Height: 5'3"
Hair:Brunette
Eyes: Hazel
Occupation: Real estate agent
Status: Recently Divorced, Single
Sexuality: Bisexual
...Measurements 34E-26-36

You wake up instantly adopting to the life of Rebecca, the Multiracial American. Ring Ring Ring Ring, You wake with a start and look for your cell phone. "Shit is it between the couch cushions?" You take the time to shame yourself that you fell asleep on the couch again. You sigh and get up to search the coach. You finally find your cell and put the damn thing to your ear. "Hello" You say in a groggy voice. A automated voice starts "Are you feeling unhappy or depressed about your current li...." You angrily hang up and throw your phone back on the couch. You walk over to the kitchen and grab some milk and cookies, your go to comfort food. You start walking back to the couch when you realize that there are still some pictures of your ex-husband to bring back some terrible memories. You did everything, repeat, everything for that man, and he still left you for some giggling slut. You forgave him for all the adultery, financially supported him when he went back to college, got in tip top shape for him, and of course, got this big fake rack for him. Yet, when he made his money, he kicked me to the curb with nothing in my name for some Jennifer chick. You toss the picture cursing his name. You sit back down on your coach and turn your laptop on, you don't think you will be able to back to sleep right now. Your email has received nothing of interest, or wait what is that which just came in? It's an email from Iris your old college friend!

-Hey Becca! I saw that whole change of status on Facebook and feel terrible that you are going through a crummy divorce. But hey I wanted to let you know I went through something similar very recently and a certain website helped me out immensely. Complexdeals.com, it is like a dating site for those who are feeling very **** and need someone who won't abandon no matter. It is a powerful physical, mental and spiritual experience that I think will help you! I am doing the program right now and I just wanted to share my experience! Anyways if you do end up coming I would love to catch up!

Hugs and kisses. Iris Gleason.-

You read the email a couple of time and ponder its implications. Iris was always a girl who had her head on her shoulders and very logical, maybe you should consider this? But on the other hand, this sounds very.... cult-ish to be frank. You lean back and sigh. You turn on the tv to help you think. It is some type of infomercial which tend to be on at this time of night. An attractive woman in her late-twenties wearing a sports bar came on screen and started to do her lines. "Are you feeling unhappy or depressed about your current life situation?, Tired of making commitments to people who don't respond to the love and care which you give? If you answer yes than please check out Complexdeals.com we are here to clear all of the stated prob..." You turn of the tv, "Might as well check the site out..." You get on the site and it looks very professional and new age. You notice the about us part. It is very simple.

-To explain our methods would complex and time consuming to read, and if you would like to know extensive info on how we could help you just place your address and postal code below and we'll inform you on our methods on how you will never feel abandoned again!-

"Honestly, if I get an email and see a commercial within seconds of eachother it must be a sign of some kind. Really what's the worst that can happen." You give your info and the website thanks you promising "fast service" whatever that means. You decide now is a good time to try to sleep again so you walk to your bedroom and pass out.

WEEAAAAAAEWEEAEAEAEWWEAEWAWEAWEAWEWEAAEWAWEEWAEEWA You wake grabbing your ears at the garbled alarm which is blaring. You look around but there is nothing but darkness. You feel a spike in panic hit you, but before you can question anything a voice is heard. "Welcome ****, I'll keep this brief, we own you and there is nothing you can do to escape. Now, we want to give you the final choice you will ever have, and you are going to take great joy in losing your free will! Now..." Lights over three doors turn on illuminating them to show a #1, #2, and #3, over each door. "...please choose one and open it or there will be terrible consequences, you have 8 seconds.....7 seconds." You quickly get up and continue to panic.