Trainee

I won't go into the lengths you had to go to to gain your membership to this exclusive club, and the monthly dues could probably feed a small African nation, but to you it's worth it (and you give money to charity to make yourself feel better about that side of things). You get to choose from a roster of celebrity trainers who fuck you to keep you in shape.

Recently, the gym started 'theme days'. Knowing many clients had a particular type, actresses, models, influencers, the gym has set up a different type of celebrity to be in each day this week.